"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What to do with the 6s and 7s

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d9930380 said:
There must be alot of desparate AFC but REALLY good-looking guys out there. When everyone is saying, I'm only interested in 9s and 10s. Guys these girls are the supermodels and models of the world.
That just goes to show that who is considered a 9 or 10 depends on who you ask. I can't name one model or supermodel that I'd even consider a 9.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Flabbergasped?

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Yankee.Hotel.Foxtrot said:
Marrying based on the numerical hotness is a sure way to get half your sh!t taken.
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That is an excellent question.

On the one hand, why not just go for better women? You got nothing to lose. You should keep your standards high, right?

On the other hand, why not just fvck her? It doesn't matter what a girl looks like, ***** is the biologically the same. And, I think all this "well she's a 6-7" talk is just a camoflauge for simple, everyday fear.

But on the other hand, 6-7s do occupy our time, energy, and motivation, which could help us get past the most important barrier of all: the barrier that stops us against perfect 10s. I hate that barrier, and it is something I want to get rid of, at all costs.
 
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