Well, tomorrow I turn 18 and I'm getting pretty excited. After school I plan to buy some chew, maybe a cigar, a playboy or something like that, and go gamble at a casino. This is just stuff I couldn't do before and are there any other things I could do to make for a great birthday?
"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"
The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.
Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.
Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.
What to do for a great birthday?
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
DO NOT ENTER my butt
Don Juan
You could say no to drugs......
Personally, I would go to a strip club or pick up girls at an age 18+ place.
Personally, I would go to a strip club or pick up girls at an age 18+ place.
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
poor man, if you were English, you could go and legally drink yourself till slippy...
Pah, screw the strip club- hire out a hall or your house, and have a P party- everyone has to dress up as something begining with P. Not a person.
People should pay me for this
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Pah, screw the strip club- hire out a hall or your house, and have a P party- everyone has to dress up as something begining with P. Not a person.
People should pay me for this
...Patrick124
Master Don Juan
I'd dress as a gaping Pvssy.
haah have fun man. My fake ID says i'm 18, so I can buy that stuff as is lol. go me.
Chew sucks. I suggest Redman if you want to try it. Don't swallow much spit, it tastes like ****. If you have a drink you can swallow more, and get a buzz and just wash it down with the drink.
Cigars are fun. Get either one fot he expensive ass ones, like a Romeo and Juliet, or get a pack fo Coronas[the cigars lol]. Those taste sooo good. man i need to get me a pack of those.
Can you buy me papers?? Can't fine em around jk man
haah have fun man. My fake ID says i'm 18, so I can buy that stuff as is lol. go me.
Chew sucks. I suggest Redman if you want to try it. Don't swallow much spit, it tastes like ****. If you have a drink you can swallow more, and get a buzz and just wash it down with the drink.
Cigars are fun. Get either one fot he expensive ass ones, like a Romeo and Juliet, or get a pack fo Coronas[the cigars lol]. Those taste sooo good. man i need to get me a pack of those.
Can you buy me papers?? Can't fine em around
jk manAlright im gonna echo now, as Cloud says that means you can drink here, but hey. Go on holiday to england (or even Europe with places like Holland having a 14+ age limit). And fake ID means youcould do those things already.
Cloud, that is an awesome idea, the P party, it means that the girls will think of prostitutes without you expressly having a pimps and prostitutes party. Plus some people could come as phallic symbols.
At my 18th id drink myself insensible and continue, but because you cant do that, you should have a fat party. Go and apply for credit cards, loans and anything else you couldnt do before you were 18.
Anyway happy 18th
Cloud, that is an awesome idea, the P party, it means that the girls will think of prostitutes without you expressly having a pimps and prostitutes party. Plus some people could come as phallic symbols.
At my 18th id drink myself insensible and continue, but because you cant do that, you should have a fat party. Go and apply for credit cards, loans and anything else you couldnt do before you were 18.
Anyway happy 18th
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
Buy some pot, liqour, and cigarettes. Make your way from the casino, to the strip club, and then to the dance club. Just make sure to get drunk before you go to the dance club. It enhances it like you wouldn't believe. Approach everyone you can, and try to get as many numbers as possible throughout the whole night. Chances are, by the end of the night, you will so feel confident you could just scream.