"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What to be for Halloween?

ElStud

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Just asking what are you guys planning to dress up as for Halloween? I'm asking because honestly I need some ideas. I've done the whole undead rockstar, vampire thing in past years, but this year I want to do something unique, something cool. So to put it basically, I need suggestions from you guys on what would be a cool, unique costume for Halloween. Only idea I've got as of now is to dress as a pimp.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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If you want to be a pimp, dress up like Tom Brady, you'll get both candy and trim. Or you could do something I've always wanted to do...dress up like Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman...have no idea where you'd find the coat though.
 

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Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
 

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JackBauer24 said:
If you want to be a pimp, dress up like Tom Brady, you'll get both candy and trim. Or you could do something I've always wanted to do...dress up like Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman...have no idea where you'd find the coat though.
Sweet advice.

Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
You should go as a huge ass with a hole in it. It'd be a good representation of who you are in real life.
 

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Anyway, I need more suggestions.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I was a skeleton.....including a penis bone. Girls totally relate to that one.
 

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You can put these costumes together pretty easily.
 

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female cheerleader

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dilberto said:
I was a skeleton.....including a penis bone. Girls totally relate to that one.
guess you really do have a boner...

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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WesCottII said:
Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
HAHAHA that was good!!!

anyways, wow the big fat black guy dressing up as a pimp, how unique.

a lot of the time they also dress up as a pimp for their school dances also thinking it's the G thing to do.

anyways, i vote for WesCottII's idea.

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i've never got around to asking you you don't just put your name in your sig since thats what you put in every single one of your replies.
 

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WesCottII said:
Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
You should go as a huge ass with a hole in it. It'd be a good representation of who you are in real life.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Here's what I am doing. I got a Tupac mask and I am going to take on old t-shirt, put some holes in it and cover it with fake blood. That is what I am wearinig to hand out candy at my house tonight.
 

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Michele said:
i've never got around to asking you you don't just put your name in your sig since thats what you put in every single one of your replies.
It takes up space on my sig if I did that (users are only allowed 200 symbols per sig and won't let you go over). I am already pushing it to the maximum allowable level.

Plus it helps me complete my thoughts and signify that i am done in my thought process.

I also like it down there.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Last year I made a dress out of white grocery bags and was "white trash".

This year I made a dress out of a sheet and was "a worthless piece of sheet".

I'm thinking that next year I'll wear a black-and white prisoner's outfit and carry around a can of fishbait..."jail bait".

I do this entirely to piss off my French professor, who hates puns.
 
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