Just asking what are you guys planning to dress up as for Halloween? I'm asking because honestly I need some ideas. I've done the whole undead rockstar, vampire thing in past years, but this year I want to do something unique, something cool. So to put it basically, I need suggestions from you guys on what would be a cool, unique costume for Halloween. Only idea I've got as of now is to dress as a pimp.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
What to be for Halloween?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
JackBauer24
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If you want to be a pimp, dress up like Tom Brady, you'll get both candy and trim. Or you could do something I've always wanted to do...dress up like Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman...have no idea where you'd find the coat though.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
Sweet advice.JackBauer24 said:If you want to be a pimp, dress up like Tom Brady, you'll get both candy and trim. Or you could do something I've always wanted to do...dress up like Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman...have no idea where you'd find the coat though.
You should go as a huge ass with a hole in it. It'd be a good representation of who you are in real life.Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Jehovah's witness
Chip and Dale dancer
You can put these costumes together pretty easily.
Chip and Dale dancer
You can put these costumes together pretty easily.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
female cheerleader
comic_relief
comic_relief
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
guess you really do have a boner...Dilberto said:I was a skeleton.....including a penis bone. Girls totally relate to that one.
comic_relief
Michele l'Arcangelo
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HAHAHA that was good!!!WesCottII said:Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
anyways, wow the big fat black guy dressing up as a pimp, how unique.
a lot of the time they also dress up as a pimp for their school dances also thinking it's the G thing to do.
anyways, i vote for WesCottII's idea.
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i've never got around to asking you you don't just put your name in your sig since thats what you put in every single one of your replies.comic_relief said:comic_relief
WesCottII said:Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!You should go as a huge ass with a hole in it. It'd be a good representation of who you are in real life.
CGE333
Senior Don Juan
Here's what I am doing. I got a Tupac mask and I am going to take on old t-shirt, put some holes in it and cover it with fake blood. That is what I am wearinig to hand out candy at my house tonight.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
It takes up space on my sig if I did that (users are only allowed 200 symbols per sig and won't let you go over). I am already pushing it to the maximum allowable level.Michele said:i've never got around to asking you you don't just put your name in your sig since thats what you put in every single one of your replies.
Plus it helps me complete my thoughts and signify that i am done in my thought process.
I also like it down there.
comic_relief
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
girl_in_a_boy_forum
Senior Don Juan
Last year I made a dress out of white grocery bags and was "white trash".
This year I made a dress out of a sheet and was "a worthless piece of sheet".
I'm thinking that next year I'll wear a black-and white prisoner's outfit and carry around a can of fishbait..."jail bait".
I do this entirely to piss off my French professor, who hates puns.
This year I made a dress out of a sheet and was "a worthless piece of sheet".
I'm thinking that next year I'll wear a black-and white prisoner's outfit and carry around a can of fishbait..."jail bait".
I do this entirely to piss off my French professor, who hates puns.