"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What to be for Halloween?

ElStud

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Just asking what are you guys planning to dress up as for Halloween? I'm asking because honestly I need some ideas. I've done the whole undead rockstar, vampire thing in past years, but this year I want to do something unique, something cool. So to put it basically, I need suggestions from you guys on what would be a cool, unique costume for Halloween. Only idea I've got as of now is to dress as a pimp.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you want to be a pimp, dress up like Tom Brady, you'll get both candy and trim. Or you could do something I've always wanted to do...dress up like Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman...have no idea where you'd find the coat though.
 

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Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
 

ElStud

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JackBauer24 said:
If you want to be a pimp, dress up like Tom Brady, you'll get both candy and trim. Or you could do something I've always wanted to do...dress up like Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman...have no idea where you'd find the coat though.
Sweet advice.

Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
You should go as a huge ass with a hole in it. It'd be a good representation of who you are in real life.
 

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Anyway, I need more suggestions.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Dilberto

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I was a skeleton.....including a penis bone. Girls totally relate to that one.
 

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You can put these costumes together pretty easily.
 

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female cheerleader

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Dilberto said:
I was a skeleton.....including a penis bone. Girls totally relate to that one.
guess you really do have a boner...

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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WesCottII said:
Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
HAHAHA that was good!!!

anyways, wow the big fat black guy dressing up as a pimp, how unique.

a lot of the time they also dress up as a pimp for their school dances also thinking it's the G thing to do.

anyways, i vote for WesCottII's idea.

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i've never got around to asking you you don't just put your name in your sig since thats what you put in every single one of your replies.
 

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WesCottII said:
Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
You should go as a huge ass with a hole in it. It'd be a good representation of who you are in real life.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Here's what I am doing. I got a Tupac mask and I am going to take on old t-shirt, put some holes in it and cover it with fake blood. That is what I am wearinig to hand out candy at my house tonight.
 

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Michele said:
i've never got around to asking you you don't just put your name in your sig since thats what you put in every single one of your replies.
It takes up space on my sig if I did that (users are only allowed 200 symbols per sig and won't let you go over). I am already pushing it to the maximum allowable level.

Plus it helps me complete my thoughts and signify that i am done in my thought process.

I also like it down there.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Last year I made a dress out of white grocery bags and was "white trash".

This year I made a dress out of a sheet and was "a worthless piece of sheet".

I'm thinking that next year I'll wear a black-and white prisoner's outfit and carry around a can of fishbait..."jail bait".

I do this entirely to piss off my French professor, who hates puns.
 
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