"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What the **** is this ****?

Crazy Asian

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I was on this forum a lonnng time ago.
Been beasting and improving ever since.
What the **** happened?
Every thread is someone *****ing about some problem or stupid pointless questions.
I remember this forum used to be sweet.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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We do have the occasional sweet thread, but this one seems to be the same as the others... Someone moaning about something.
 

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occasional is the right word, this forum is so negative. Everyone on here is b1tching about some girl who isnt calling him or texting him back in 3 seconds. Does she like me?! ?!?!?!?!? The most common question recently.
 

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Yup most common answer is.... Probably not
Spin some plates
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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i can't say i haven't done my fair share of moaning back when i just stared out. (you can look it up if you want) but lately this site is just icky.

so many guys think there problem needs sorting out. especially" with this stripper girl how do i save it. "

you don't buddy. you keep approaching until you find someone who is dtf.
 

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Forums tend to go through phases and stages.

So tell me, what are you guys doing to improve things here?
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Forums tend to go through phases and stages.

So tell me, what are you guys doing to improve things here?
What am I going to do? I'm going to encourage our lovely moderators to get a bit tougher on banning these trolls so that our forum looks like less of a joke on the rare occasions that I visit (you are a great poster, by the way).

There reaches a certain point when you can tell that a person is trolling a message board for their own amusement, and guys like gspshields2 and Toast123 are just taking a dump on the guys with real questions and issues.

It's like, I want to help the dude who just got dumped by his girlfriend of 2 years, but then I see some thread about "As an Israeli of African descent, American women suck!" and I roll my eyes and get the F off of this forum.

Forums do go in phases, this is true. Right now we're in a 35% troll phase. And we can either wait for the trolls to get girlfriends or graduate high school, or we can just nip it in the bud.
 

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I tend to agree with you, especially your parenthetical remark. ;)

But seriously, I do agree that the trolling rate has gone way up. We mods aren't given the right to ban people on our own. We have to submit the proposal in the mods section, make our case, and the list owner decides whether to ban or not.

I think the general way of doing business here has historically been to be a little slow to ban people unless they make a fairly serious transgression, in order to avoid being overly heavy-handed. It's easy for banning to get out of hand, and I have seen it on other forums.

Your points are very well-taken and I'll keep my eye out for those guys who are trolling for their own amusement, as you say. I appreciate the constructive criticism.
 
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