"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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what the hell happened.....?

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this girl i work with (HB8) is pretty cool. There's eye contact, kino (from both of us) etc. but the other day she did something that was uhh.....weird. we were talking and in the middle of the conversation she says, "Guess what, my friends are jealous of me because there's this cute guy we keep seeing and I finally started talking to him."

WHAT IN THE FUK WAS THAT?

i dont know what that was if anything.
i have some ideas of what it was, but i don't even want to say.
help me out. What was that?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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GloriouslyInsane

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She could be implying you,or most probably you're one step closer to the FZ
 

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gameplace123 said:
this girl i work with (HB8) is pretty cool. There's eye contact, kino (from both of us) etc. but the other day she did something that was uhh.....weird. we were talking and in the middle of the conversation she says, "Guess what, my friends are jealous of me because there's this cute guy we keep seeing and I finally started talking to him."

WHAT IN THE FUK WAS THAT?

i dont know what that was if anything.
i have some ideas of what it was, but i don't even want to say.
help me out. What was that?

Haha, dude, if you wanna be funny, and use the ****y/funny technique I'd just totally be like "sooo, your friends know about me?" or something like that implying that cute guy is you!...just totally have fun with it!
 

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dude you've been screwed

yep, you been screwed dude. maybe i dont know much but i think you've been screwed man. how can she say that? anyways, the best thing you can do now is ignore this remark and start going out with one of her friends. that will piss her off for sure and teach her not to play with your balls:up:
 

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...or she could just be testing you.. seeing how you react.

Great tip by the way! We can all learn from your wisdom.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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or she could be trying to make you jelous!
 

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gameplace123 said:
this girl i work with (HB8) is pretty cool. There's eye contact, kino (from both of us) etc. but the other day she did something that was uhh.....weird. we were talking and in the middle of the conversation she says, "Guess what, my friends are jealous of me because there's this cute guy we keep seeing and I finally started talking to him."

WHAT IN THE FUK WAS THAT?

i dont know what that was if anything.
i have some ideas of what it was, but i don't even want to say.
help me out. What was that?
This TIP should make the hall of fame!
 

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Please read the description for the forum before posting in it.

DJ Tips is for giving tips, not asking for them. Moved to DJD.
 

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"You're talking to him?! Back off, i was here first!" :D

Hahah, but really... who cares? Maybe she's testing you to see if you get all confused (if that's the case, she succeeded), or maybe it was just a random remark. But really... WHO CARES?
 
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