"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What should I get her for her birthday?

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Ice_Berg_1

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I'm in the early stages of dj'ing this chick, and her birthday has come up. Anybody have any suggestions of gift ideas?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Give her a solid good fvckin from behind with a large root vegetable.

Now that's a suprise!
 
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hahaha classic!
ok I will help. so by early stages how long? how far in are you? hitting home runs? fly balls, what?
 
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Early stages meaning, not. too much action yet. I haven't really tried yet though, but I go in for kino whenever I can, and she's always open towards it. I know that by NOT putting heavy moves on her is working to my benefit. She can't figure out why, and I think she's starting to feel insecure, she even told me I'm the first guy who didn't try to nail her on the first date but at the same time she seems to be more into me.
 
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