"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What should i get a girl so that she remembers me ?

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The girl i love is going abroad for 3-4 months (just finished college and is going to study abroad for a few months).

I want to give her something that she would remember me by.
A physical gift that she can take with her. Not something expensive - i'd like it to be just a token of my attention.
(her dad hand crafts jewelry btw, so she already has plenty of rings n stuff.)

Suggestions ?


p.s.
i thought about getting her a cute luxury soft toy.
what u think ?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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honestly if she is leaving for 3-4 months and your as unsure of your self as you sound there might be a chance she will cheat.

So..

1st Step
Go to a photographer one of the ones that has makeup artist. Get him to take a few erotic pictures with you looking your best.
2nd Step
Go to a sex shop and buy her a vibrator/dildo or both (dont be cheap).
3d Step
Wrap them up in a box and on the card write:

Baby if you ever get the urge to cheat before you do anything run home and use these.


Then when shes about to leave give her the present and tell her not to open it yet.....

Ninja Out
 

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Unique gifts are excellent for putting your own personal dent in her memory. I did this by making a video for one of my GFs. The great thing is when she was thinking about me, she'd watch the video. That's pretty much why she came back for a second time (and attempted a third).
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by Jariel
If you need to give her something to make her remember you, it's doomed already.
what is doomed ?

i asked a specific question - i didnt ask for a fvcking relationship advice.

morons.
 
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Originally posted by Black_Italian
honestly if she is leaving for 3-4 months and your as unsure of your self as you sound there might be a chance she will cheat.
another idiot.

what makes you think im unsure of myself ?
what the hell do you know about her to assume she's going to cheat ?

enjoying your hoes much, tard ?
 

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cut of your penis and soak it with vinegar. Let it dry for 1 hour then soak it in melted chocolate. Let it sit in the refrigerator for 2 hours. Sell it on Ebay. RAPE A CAT!
 

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The fact that you had to ask a question like this shows that you are unsure of yourself. If you had any balls you would go buy her a vibrator or whatever you wanted.

The question itself reveals your insecurities and when a girl is with a insecure man she is likely to latch on to a stronger man. You better hope she’s not coming to Sydney.

Ninja Out
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Also, the fact that you are so defensive shows that you're unsure about whether you are "correct" or not. Let's see, if you love her, and she's going away, and she loves you, then she doesn't need anything. (Or you can get her the dildo, that would be hilarious).
You need to read the DJ bible before you talk in here. This thread will probably be closed since you're basically trolling...
 

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I gave my girl a shell I caught while surf fishing. She made it into a cool hemp necklace. She won't be forgetting me anytime soon...
 

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
I gave my girl a shell I caught while surf fishing. She made it into a cool hemp necklace. She won't be forgetting me anytime soon...
Cough Hippie cough

Ninja Out
 

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when i was 17 i loved this girl so much.

i killed her dog, severed his head, put it on her porch and left the note

"you'll always be mine, Quest"

like, it wasn't a weird note, it was written in caligraphy you know? so it was ok.

i'm nearly 22 now, and every month she still remembers to renew the restraining order against me.

I have the feeling she'll never forget.

but as soon as she does........
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by quest
when i was 17 i loved this girl so much.

i killed her dog, severed his head, put it on her porch and left the note

"you'll always be mine, Quest"

like, it wasn't a weird note, it was written in caligraphy you know? so it was ok.

i'm nearly 22 now, and every month she still remembers to renew the restraining order against me.

I have the feeling she'll never forget.

but as soon as she does........

rofl hahahaha quest you crack me up hahahahahaha
 

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Pen Kitten: You'll agree with anyone!!!

If your chick is hot and she's gonna go overseas for a long time, the chances of her cheating are almost a certainty... Its just something you are going to have to accept.. Let her go, and when she comes back, act as tho nothing happened... You don't need to know..

I've seen friends get engaged, giving of rings, you name it, and still it doesn't prevent them from cheating... The only exception was if the girl is a virgin with her hymen intact.

If she was really in love with you, then she wouldn't have decided to go in the first place..
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
rofl hahahaha quest you crack me up hahahahahaha
i wish you were the judge in my case...
 

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Originally posted by MacDiddy
Pen Kitten: You'll agree with anyone!!!

heh
no i wouldnt

i did agree with jariel because no magic gift or stuffed toy is going to make her remember him. she will remember him in her heart and he will be in her head if she loves him. basically that is what jariel said .
 

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Originally posted by quest
i wish you were the judge in my case...
i'd renew the restraining order , but chuckle when i did it:cheer:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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