"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What should I do about this booty request?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Do you want a woman who likes men and women?Women are strange enough with out the bi-bull ****.Same as when their profile says their looking for a blackman or a hispanic and your profile says that your looking for a caucaision and they try to contact you?Im white by the way and have my pic on my profile so their confused as hell as to what they want and who they want.I have some internet dateing experience but have never done obc these women reek of problems more so than the others. Delete,Delete,Delete!!!!!
 
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catman said:
Same as when their profile says their looking for a blackman or a hispanic and your profile says that your looking for a caucaision and they try to contact you?Im white by the way and have my pic on my profile so their confused as hell as to what they want and who they want.
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That what I say. I don't trust women who inter-racially date. I'm not black, asian or hispanic so why would I be her type? And If every guy is her type then in my book that makes her a wh0re. Some of PC types don't get that concept.
 
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I don't trust women who inter-racially date.
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Don't trust them to do what? I'm definitely not PC, but this still doesn't make sense.

If you come across a woman who has a white mother and black father, what "race" do you think she should date?

I know a couple of girls that are mixed, but they look neither black or white. They look.........mixed.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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It's her "friends first" statement that puts you off? That's just woman-speak gibberish for "I wanna see if I like you first. Last guy tried to nail me within two seconds of meeting me. He was really creepy too. Eeeewww."

I'm more put off by her looks. Have you looked through her photos? She's got a hard face thing going. Plus her body type, "Average", she says, meaning "cow size". Did you check out her double chin in photo #3? You can't miss it, it's just north of her breasts and south of her face. So if you really desire to "tap a lot of azz", well, she sure looks like she has a lot of azz.
 
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Mr. Me said:
It's her "friends first" statement that puts you off? That's just woman-speak gibberish for "I wanna see if I like you first. Last guy tried to nail me within two seconds of meeting me. He was really creepy too. Eeeewww."

I'm more put off by her looks. Have you looked through her photos? She's got a hard face thing going. Plus her body type, "Average", she says, meaning "cow size". Did you check out her double chin in photo #3? You can't miss it, it's just north of her breasts and south of her face. So if you really desire to "tap a lot of azz", well, she sure looks like she has a lot of azz.
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Funny , funny, funny ..:up:
 
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Bisexual ? Perhaps that means she eats Tofu as well as Hamburger. ???
 
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Yes, in an ideal world, I would rather hit something that looked a lot better, but I haven't had any in a while, since I last visited Eastern Europe. Come to think of it, she is rather ugly.
 
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MatureDJ said:
Yes, in an ideal world, I would rather hit something that looked a lot better, but I haven't had any in a while, since I last visited Eastern Europe. Come to think of it, she is rather ugly.
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Hire a hot escort(they're only a phone call away), or frequent your local strip joints, it's that easy. Or if you don't wanna go that route, book a trip to Amsterdam, or like you said, eastern Europe. No need to settle for unattractive women. I wouldn't be caught dead tapping a woman I wasn't attracted to. I only tap the creme of the crop.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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edger said:
I only tap the creme of the crop.
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Might take a while before you harvest ?
 
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Might take a while before you harvest ?
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? I'm missing the joke, but oh well. Anyhow, I don't need to "harvest", all I need to do is hire an attractive high caliber prostitute with a killer fit body, or frequent the gazillion strip clubs in the NYC/Long Island area. All I know is, I go home happy and feeling relaxed.;)
 
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I'm more put off by her looks. Have you looked through her photos? She's got a hard face thing going. Plus her body type, "Average", she says, meaning "cow size". Did you check out her double chin in photo #3? You can't miss it, it's just north of her breasts and south of her face. So if you really desire to "tap a lot of azz", well, she sure looks like she has a lot of azz.
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All great points, yet, I have to know, did you go and register just to take a look at her additional pictures, or where you already a member? :p
 
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Yes, in an ideal world, I would rather hit something that looked a lot better, but I haven't had any in a while, since I last visited Eastern Europe. Come to think of it, she is rather ugly.
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Speaking like a true Mature DJ! :D

This thread is just too funny to pass up.
 
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