What should I do about this booty request?

[MatureDJ]

As a healthy, horny man, I have a desire to tap a lot of azz. However, I'm wondering if I should pass on this chick that has invited me with a booty request. It sounds like she wants me to become "friends" first, before I can get the "benefits".

http://www.onlinebootycall.com/acce...fiqc5uvBSn0NOzQkaM4OG89mjeGSCG2Ir9ZLzJ5ljJhI=

 

[vitor]

Run...

 

[catman]

Do you want a woman who likes men and women?Women are strange enough with out the bi-bull ****.Same as when their profile says their looking for a blackman or a hispanic and your profile says that your looking for a caucaision and they try to contact you?Im white by the way and have my pic on my profile so their confused as hell as to what they want and who they want.I have some internet dateing experience but have never done obc these women reek of problems more so than the others. Delete,Delete,Delete!!!!!

 

[ketostix]

Same as when their profile says their looking for a blackman or a hispanic and your profile says that your looking for a caucaision and they try to contact you?Im white by the way and have my pic on my profile so their confused as hell as to what they want and who they want.

That what I say. I don't trust women who inter-racially date. I'm not black, asian or hispanic so why would I be her type? And If every guy is her type then in my book that makes her a wh0re. Some of PC types don't get that concept.

 

[Tazman]

I don't trust women who inter-racially date.

Don't trust them to do what? I'm definitely not PC, but this still doesn't make sense.

If you come across a woman who has a white mother and black father, what "race" do you think she should date?

I know a couple of girls that are mixed, but they look neither black or white. They look.........mixed.

 

[Mr. Me]

It's her "friends first" statement that puts you off? That's just woman-speak gibberish for "I wanna see if I like you first. Last guy tried to nail me within two seconds of meeting me. He was really creepy too. Eeeewww."

I'm more put off by her looks. Have you looked through her photos? She's got a hard face thing going. Plus her body type, "Average", she says, meaning "cow size". Did you check out her double chin in photo #3? You can't miss it, it's just north of her breasts and south of her face. So if you really desire to "tap a lot of azz", well, she sure looks like she has a lot of azz.

 

[jophil28]

It's her "friends first" statement that puts you off? That's just woman-speak gibberish for "I wanna see if I like you first. Last guy tried to nail me within two seconds of meeting me. He was really creepy too. Eeeewww."

I'm more put off by her looks. Have you looked through her photos? She's got a hard face thing going. Plus her body type, "Average", she says, meaning "cow size". Did you check out her double chin in photo #3? You can't miss it, it's just north of her breasts and south of her face. So if you really desire to "tap a lot of azz", well, she sure looks like she has a lot of azz.

Funny , funny, funny ..

 

[jophil28]

Bisexual ? Perhaps that means she eats Tofu as well as Hamburger. ???

 

[MatureDJ]

Yes, in an ideal world, I would rather hit something that looked a lot better, but I haven't had any in a while, since I last visited Eastern Europe. Come to think of it, she is rather ugly.

 

[edger]

Yes, in an ideal world, I would rather hit something that looked a lot better, but I haven't had any in a while, since I last visited Eastern Europe. Come to think of it, she is rather ugly.

Hire a hot escort(they're only a phone call away), or frequent your local strip joints, it's that easy. Or if you don't wanna go that route, book a trip to Amsterdam, or like you said, eastern Europe. No need to settle for unattractive women. I wouldn't be caught dead tapping a woman I wasn't attracted to. I only tap the creme of the crop.

 

[jophil28]

I only tap the creme of the crop.

Might take a while before you harvest ?

 

[edger]

Might take a while before you harvest ?

? I'm missing the joke, but oh well. Anyhow, I don't need to "harvest", all I need to do is hire an attractive high caliber prostitute with a killer fit body, or frequent the gazillion strip clubs in the NYC/Long Island area. All I know is, I go home happy and feeling relaxed.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

I'm more put off by her looks. Have you looked through her photos? She's got a hard face thing going. Plus her body type, "Average", she says, meaning "cow size". Did you check out her double chin in photo #3? You can't miss it, it's just north of her breasts and south of her face. So if you really desire to "tap a lot of azz", well, she sure looks like she has a lot of azz.

All great points, yet, I have to know, did you go and register just to take a look at her additional pictures, or where you already a member?

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Yes, in an ideal world, I would rather hit something that looked a lot better, but I haven't had any in a while, since I last visited Eastern Europe. Come to think of it, she is rather ugly.

Speaking like a true Mature DJ!

This thread is just too funny to pass up.