What should a DJ eat for breakfast? Help

[Mistic]

I mean, sometimes I think I should have eggs or cereal, but then I think, what should a DJ eat for breakfast. And then other times when I'm on the fone with my mom, and I wanna say something, I'm just not sure what a DJ should say. Because I really need to do everything a DJ should do and say, and like then I'll be a REAL man. So can someone just make a list from A to Z of everything a DJ should do including what hand to wipe my @ss with, then I wont have to keep making posts asking what a DJ should do. Unless making posts is something a DJ should do. Uhh, it's all so confusing.

 

[rkc09]

Ohhhh pleaassseee!:crazy: You guys are starting to treat this like a religion. Listen brotha, being a DJ is not about having the perfect james bond catch phases or eating a certain foods. And it's certainly not the absence of imperfection. It's a lifestyle and the whole purpose of it is to have CONFIDENCE in yourself. Enough confidence in yourself in which you wont have to worry about what others think, what to eat or what to say to your mother on the phone. Your making this 10000x complex than what it is.:kick:

First: You must know that you want in your life (ambitions, goals, etc)

Second: Gain confidence in who you are and except yourself for who you are. If you want to change somethings about yourself, cool but don't do it for your friends or that girl down the street. If your gonna change then DO IT FOR YOU!

Third: Quit trying to be a DJ!!! Thats whats making you do all of this overthinking and what is making your paranoid over everything you do in your life. Just BE YOURSELF man. Everyone is different. That's the beauty of life. Everything would be boring if everyone had the same personality ya know? Life is whole lot easily when you start doing these things.

Fourth: Live life, be happy, and everything will take care of itself

 

[Atom Smasher]

rkc09,
I think he was being facetious, making the point that wannabee DJ's overthink everything.

However, he elicited a good "in a nutshell" post from you. Sometimes it's great to read posts like yours as a quick, easily digested gut check. Thanks.

 

[rkc09]

rkc09,
I think he was being facetious, making the point that wannabee DJ's overthink everything.

However, he elicited a good "in a nutshell" post from you. Sometimes it's great to read posts like yours as a quick, easily digested gut check. Thanks.

No problem man. The pleasure all mines. Hopefully he was being facetious. But with all the silly threads being posted now-a-days, it's kinda normal to be seeing questions like this being asked lol.

 

[Furyguy]

Pre-cooked sausages and a forty. Anything else and you are just a p*ssy.

 

[cavedweller]

Mistic,

Forget about what a DJ eats for breakfast...The key is:--Confidence and a smile..

cavedweller

 

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAnmnS0-9g

made me think of this for some reason.
shooter isnt really a dj though...

 

[Mistic]

Wait, so you guys saying i'm an AFC for making this post?? **** I knew I shouldn't have wrote this. Stupid stupid. God why cant I just be a real DJ and not have to think about every single things I should do. And it's the weekend again and I just got another pimple. It seems like every weekend I always get a pimple and I cant go out. So what kind of pimple cream works best on DJ's. I dont want to get wrong thing again. And oh yeah, what kinds of acne cream does a DJ supposed to use?

 

[Kirro]

What should a DJ eat for breakfast?

pvssy.

 

[rkc09]

Wait, so you guys saying i'm an AFC for making this post?? **** I knew I shouldn't have wrote this. Stupid stupid. God why cant I just be a real DJ and not have to think about every single things I should do. And it's the weekend again and I just got another pimple. It seems like every weekend I always get a pimple and I cant go out. So what kind of pimple cream works best on DJ's. I dont want to get wrong thing again. And oh yeah, what kinds of acne cream does a DJ supposed to use?

Okay yeah this guy is being sarcastic

 

[Zarky]

What should a DJ eat for breakfast?

pvssy.

Damn I was going to say that!!

 

[Scion]

Okay yeah this guy is being sarcastic

no he's a troll. Fail. Banned.

 

[P­ornography]

This thread is a good wake-up ****-slap to most guys, including me. I find myself relying on this site as a crutch too much lately.

 

[Forty0ztoFreedom]

I got so much pvssy after switching to Total.

 

[bigneil]

Fresh squeezed Grapefruit juice on an empty stomach is the healthiest breakfast - it doesn't trigger any stomach acid. Helps you lose abdominal fat. Melon is the only other such food.

 

[Forty0ztoFreedom]

Expending more energy than you take in helps to lose abdominal fat, not Grapefruit Juice.

 

[CarlitosWay]

lmao on a serious note, nothing makes me feel more like champ after eating a huge breakfast like say 6 whole eggs, huge bowl of oatmeal with milk and honey, glass of juice, some greek yogurt and hell sometimes even some bacon.

 

[Zarky]

chicks dig 300lb guys

 

[Berlex]

Fruity Pebbles

 

[magickarl]

My breakfast consisted of a Pabst blue ribbon, left-over nachos from Denny's, and a black and mild. Thats how I know I had fun last night. Maybe even too much fun.