"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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What REALLY gets you going?

BluEyes

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What in life really makes you mad? Not just a little annoyed... I mean... MAD!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ace of Flames

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I thought this would be a "what makes you horny" thread, not a "what makes you mad" thread.

I'll admit I was a little disappointed.
 

Bible_Belt

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What REALLY gets you going?

It made me think of my motorcyle.

What makes me mad? People who get mad when I pass them at a high rate of speed and flip me off. Why do they care how fast I'm going?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Falcon

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Sellouts... basically 99% of our politicians. It's a disgrace.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-George Washington
 

backbreaker

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People who don't think before they talk.


Negative Nancy's peeve me off like nothing else on earth. I won't talk to my grandmother, haven't for what.. 3years, because literarly..e verything that comes out of her mouth is a negative statement. it's posionious
 

D!ck Ramsey

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Liars, posers and fake people in general really piss me off. I mean, why you gotta be all underhanded and sneaky like that? You think I'm an idiot and can't see through your saran wrap disguise? I oughtta b!tch slap you into the next ice age, you toy-ass sucka-fool! Come here so I can break your f*cking legs!!!

Sorry, got carried away
 

Hockey Playa

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agree with tthe second poster, REGRET, for all the girls i passed up because i was had no balls to do anything in highschool. pisses me off like no other, i would pay anything to go back and do it again.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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WhitePimp

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Anyone who gets in my way really. Whether it's an old person walking too slow in front of me, a phone call interrupting something I was doing, a teacher giving homework when I'd rather be recording music in my studio, etc. Just everyone leave me alone and let me do my own thing!!! :up:
 

RedPill

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People who contribute zero value to the world, are complete drains on and hazzards to society, who barely have the means to support themselves, who reproduce.
 

Bible_Belt

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af worked at dcfs legal in Chicago. Every day was 'who my babby daddy?' There were some hookers who have had 14, 16, or 18 kids, and not a single babby daddy to be found.
 

bigshot

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nosey people! ..... "mind your own fvcking business!"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ace of Flames

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People who assume they know sh!t about you when they really have no fvcking idea, and then they talk down to you about it. I don't have to prove myself to you *******s.
 

Jariel

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Bullies. Whether we're talking tailgaters, playground bullies or serial killers, I f**ing hate anyone who tries to intimidate others. I have such extreme views about this and believe that anyone who inflicts violence on another, weaker human being should be dealt with seriously! Public flogging through to execution!
 

Heart Break Kid

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One of the reasons (other than it's a waste of time) I stopped watching TV was those text this for a free joke commercials, those and that Kellogs office one piss me off like nothing else.
 

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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People who think their really funny, but are no and persist doing so

Also Jim Beam
nasty ass drink yuuuuuuuuuuuck
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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