"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
What music should i listen to?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Derek Flint
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I'm an American Bad Ass
Watch me kick, you can roll with Rock
Or you can suck my d***
I'm a porno flick, I'm like Amazing Grace
I'm gonna f*** some hoes after I rock this place
Superfly living doublewide
Side car on my Glide so Joe C can ride
f***in sack to share, bringing flash and glare
Got the long hair swinging, middle finger in the air
Snake skin suits, 65 Chevelle
See me ridin in sin in the rebel yell
I won't live to tell, so if you do
Give the next generation a big F*** You
Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma
Said f*** high school, pissed on my diploma
Smell the aroma, Check my hits
I know it stinks in here, cause I'm the s***
DumpaLumpagus
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Hey thanks man, I just made it up when I read the thread. Trying to mirror the thread question's twaddle, those are the lyrics I came up with =POriginally posted by cant think of a user name
James Brown, Elvis, Black Eyed Peas.
LOL, man, you should record this in the studio or something... I'd buy it