"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What music should i listen to?

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Derek Flint

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Kid Rock always works for me:

I'm an American Bad Ass
Watch me kick, you can roll with Rock
Or you can suck my d***
I'm a porno flick, I'm like Amazing Grace
I'm gonna f*** some hoes after I rock this place
Superfly living doublewide
Side car on my Glide so Joe C can ride
f***in sack to share, bringing flash and glare
Got the long hair swinging, middle finger in the air
Snake skin suits, 65 Chevelle
See me ridin in sin in the rebel yell
I won't live to tell, so if you do
Give the next generation a big F*** You
Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma
Said f*** high school, pissed on my diploma
Smell the aroma, Check my hits
I know it stinks in here, cause I'm the s***
 

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Originally posted by cant think of a user name
James Brown, Elvis, Black Eyed Peas.




LOL, man, you should record this in the studio or something... I'd buy it :D
Hey thanks man, I just made it up when I read the thread. Trying to mirror the thread question's twaddle, those are the lyrics I came up with =P
 
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