What Male Character in a 2012 Book is bigneil?

[AlexDP]

Actually, I scored a perfect score on the Queendom.com Spatial IQ test - a 160 IQ (99.99 Percentile).


True - I only have one US Patent, and have only started two computer graphics businesses (both still operational).


Bullsh*t. I went out on a limb and took a chance by posting this before I knew what book it was. I thought it was "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". But I'll take it as a compliment and it shows how wrong most of you have been about me. If anyone can name a character they'd rather be associated with by their woman, let me know.


Coming in at #5 on "Most Annoying Phrases in the English Language"


Give him enough rope...

50 Shades of Bigneil

The other night when she was on my couch, after serving an appetizer and wine, I pulled out a photo of her that I had found online and printed on paper. It was my favorite photo of her: she is sitting in bed, in a schoolgirl outfit, pouting, with big blue eyes, wearing white panties with black polka-dots. Normally very tasteful, it is the only photo of her in her underwear that I know of. She turned all red and said "This was taken by my ex-boyfriend, my first true love... I had just turned 18... we had just started dating..."

Then I pulled out a plastic bag that contained those very white panties with black polka-dots, and handed them to her. I had confiscated them in February, the first night she slept in my bed. I said "I'm obviously not the only man to take these off of you, but I'm going to be the first one to put them back on you."

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For all the sh*t I've taken, it's been 12 months of dating this woman and I'm still happy. I don't need to own her. I'd like for her to fall for me 100% though, and I'm still working on it.

1. You "find" a picture of her online. That means you've been looking for it. And it's a picture of her in underwear. That is creepy, man.

2. You have her panties in a plastic bag? Do I even need to explain what is wrong with that?

3. "I'm going to be the first one to put them back on you"? Are you her father?


You are sick, mate.

 

[bigneil]

Wow. This is proof that my haters are all female.

What man says "Creeeeeeeepy"??

That's girlie talk.

The picture I "found" online was by Googling her full name (which she volunteered on my 4th visit (she left the club with me on my 3rd and asked me out on my 2nd)).

As a heterosexual man, I've looked at about one million pictures of hot women in their underwear, bikini or less (women like you can't understand as you are reading 50 Shades of Gray). However, it's rare that the girl is one I've dated, and more rare that I HAVE THE UNDERWEAR. If Christian Gray did it, it would be the way to be, but if bigneil does it, the gay, Asian, female SS community is up in arms.

Why wouldn't I keep her panties sealed when they are in a drawer full of other hot women's confiscated panties? I preserved their original scent.

What a bunch of f*cking pansies on this forum. I've been having sex with this woman for a whole year now and she never broke my heart. I just have fun with her. And now you "guys" claim that looking at pictures of THE WOMAN I'M DATING online is creepy?

There is not a trace of Testosterone among any of my haters. (Flexing in the mirror for effect).

And who says "mate"? A gay, balding, Mongolian woman, living in Australia, pretending to be a man, that's who.

 

[Purefilth]

Scott - lolz
Bigneil- its creepy.
Nobody is hating on you, you insecure AFC afflicted cradlesnatcher. Theyre offering opinions based on your posts.
Don't like the input? Then you can fvck off can't you, mate.

Note I'm not Asian, female, gay or Australian.

I also don't get oneitis for average looking strippers, or tell a forum full of men when I'm flexing in the mirror - its creepy.

 

[AlexDP]

Wow. This is proof that my haters are all female.

What man says "Creeeeeeeepy"??

That's girlie talk.

The picture I "found" online was by Googling her full name (which she volunteered on my 4th visit (she left the club with me on my 3rd and asked me out on my 2nd)).

As a heterosexual man, I've looked at about one million pictures of hot women in their underwear, bikini or less (women like you can't understand as you are reading 50 Shades of Gray). However, it's rare that the girl is one I've dated, and more rare that I HAVE THE UNDERWEAR. If Christian Gray did it, it would be the way to be, but if bigneil does it, the gay, Asian, female SS community is up in arms.

Why wouldn't I keep her panties sealed when they are in a drawer full of other hot women's confiscated panties? I preserved their original scent.

What a bunch of f*cking pansies on this forum. I've been having sex with this woman for a whole year now and she never broke my heart. I just have fun with her. And now you "guys" claim that looking at pictures of THE WOMAN I'M DATING online is creepy?

There is not a trace of Testosterone among any of my haters. (Flexing in the mirror for effect).

And who says "mate"? A gay, balding, Mongolian woman, living in Australia, pretending to be a man, that's who.

Are you trying to make it sound less creepy? Because it's not working..

 

[RedScorpion]

This is sounding more and more like Russell Williams.

"and more rare that I HAVE THE UNDERWEAR."

yet "Why wouldn't I keep her panties sealed when they are in a drawer full of other hot women's confiscated panties? I preserved their original scent."

That's the creepy part. It's not really typical behavior. And I think everyone is just trying different ways of striking this way of behavior as really, really, off.

At the very least, you should self-reflect, and think about it.

 

[zekko]

What man says "Creeeeeeeepy"??

That's girlie talk.

I agree with that. Women are the ones who play the "creepy" card when they are talking about guys they don't want to be with.

Why wouldn't I keep her panties sealed when they are in a drawer full of other hot women's confiscated panties? I preserved their original scent.

You know, I am probably the biggest pervert I know.
But really, who does this?

Hey bigneil, if you get a kick out of it, great. But you have to admit it's pretty funny.

 

[cordoncordon]

Why wouldn't I keep her panties sealed when they are in a drawer full of other hot women's confiscated panties? I preserved their original scent.

You are a Grade AAA certified nutjob. The kind of guy who is a serial killer in disguise. Whatever meds you were on that kept you "somewhat" in check the last year? Well you must have run out the past month because your subway has left the station on its nonstop trip to crazyville.

I can just see you, with your stash of well preserved panties, laying them all out at night, candles lit, as you roll around in them naked.

What a fawkin' loon you are BN. Please get some help.

Again.....CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY X INFINITY.