1. You "find" a picture of her online. That means you've been looking for it. And it's a picture of her in underwear. That is creepy, man.bigneil said:Actually, I scored a perfect score on the Queendom.com Spatial IQ test - a 160 IQ (99.99 Percentile).
True - I only have one US Patent, and have only started two computer graphics businesses (both still operational).
Bullsh*t. I went out on a limb and took a chance by posting this before I knew what book it was. I thought it was "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". But I'll take it as a compliment and it shows how wrong most of you have been about me. If anyone can name a character they'd rather be associated with by their woman, let me know.
Coming in at #5 on "Most Annoying Phrases in the English Language"
Give him enough rope...
50 Shades of Bigneil
The other night when she was on my couch, after serving an appetizer and wine, I pulled out a photo of her that I had found online and printed on paper. It was my favorite photo of her: she is sitting in bed, in a schoolgirl outfit, pouting, with big blue eyes, wearing white panties with black polka-dots. Normally very tasteful, it is the only photo of her in her underwear that I know of. She turned all red and said "This was taken by my ex-boyfriend, my first true love... I had just turned 18... we had just started dating..."
Then I pulled out a plastic bag that contained those very white panties with black polka-dots, and handed them to her. I had confiscated them in February, the first night she slept in my bed. I said "I'm obviously not the only man to take these off of you, but I'm going to be the first one to put them back on you."
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For all the sh*t I've taken, it's been 12 months of dating this woman and I'm still happy. I don't need to own her. I'd like for her to fall for me 100% though, and I'm still working on it.
2. You have her panties in a plastic bag? Do I even need to explain what is wrong with that?
3. "I'm going to be the first one to put them back on you"? Are you her father?
You are sick, mate.