"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What makes a girl attractive to YOU personally?

CEF

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She has to be in decent shape. Thats the only deal breaker. Personality is starting to weigh in surprisingly heavy these days.....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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That_Guy49

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hair that is taken care of
an ass and a pair of tits that go with her frame, because some girls don't look good with one or the other or both...
pleasant eyes.

she has to be somewhat outgoing, talkative, somewhat intelligent, and loves to do illegal things like robbing banks, and bootlegging beer(oh wait I'm 80 years too late) ....yeah...
 
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