"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What i've learned about the law the last decade.

eli77

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There are more lawyers studying to be lawyers than actual lawyers. The public defender just max out your credit card and go with the private attorney. Do everything you want to do illegally under the age of 18. It's been my experience John grisham and tucker max are the most accurate portrayals of lawyers there are. Anyone want to chime in?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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There are more lawyers studying to be lawyers than actual lawyers. The public defender just max out your credit card and go with the private attorney. Do everything you want to do illegally under the age of 18. It's been my experience John grisham and tucker max are the most accurate portrayals of lawyers there are. Anyone want to chime in?
Rainmaker too
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dust 2 Dust

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I agree about public pretenders. Get a real lawyer even if it means going into debt.
 

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I agree about public pretenders. Get a real lawyer even if it means going into debt.
Just make sure the lawyer doesn't fall asleep during trial. :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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