There are more lawyers studying to be lawyers than actual lawyers. The public defender just max out your credit card and go with the private attorney. Do everything you want to do illegally under the age of 18. It's been my experience John grisham and tucker max are the most accurate portrayals of lawyers there are. Anyone want to chime in?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What i've learned about the law the last decade.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Rainmaker too
Are you back to working out man I know you are in the process of loseing weight.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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I agree about public pretenders. Get a real lawyer even if it means going into debt.
Your familiar with the system?
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Just make sure the lawyer doesn't fall asleep during trial.
A Sleeping Lawyer and a Ticket to Death Row
George McFarland is awaiting execution in Texas. But his lawyers didn't mount much of a defense, and the state that leads the way in executions did little to ensure that he was competently represented.
www.latimes.com