"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What is wrong with me?

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a denial

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Right this is gonna be difficult to explain....
Most of the time i feel "weird" i feel like i just woke up from a deep sleep.But this is all the time.
Any ideas?

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It's not what they take away from you that counts.It's what you do with what you have left.

There is only one sucess-to live your life in your own way.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by a denial:
What is wrong with me?
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Well, there are numerous things wrong with you. Here is just a brief list of what I have noticed:

- you're skinny
- you're weak
- you're penis is way below average length
- you make-love to men
- you prematurely ejaculate
- you haven't kissed a women yet
- you complain all the time
- you've failed at everything you've tried
- you make stupid posts


Hope this helps,

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--Jack Handy "Deep Thoughts"
 
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Well......numnuts of the century.
But lets focus on MY problems now yeah?

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It's not what they take away from you that counts.It's what you do with what you have left.

There is only one sucess-to live your life in your own way.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Perhaps the problem is you are never REALLY getting up from a deep sleep after the appropriate number of hours kip?

Or you could be eating really unhealthily, not breathing properly and staying indoors all the time.. .??
 
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****, what happened to my post? Anyway, what I said was that it's normal to feel "weird" right after waking up, it's called " I just woke up". What you really need is to chill out a little and don't stress it. You sound a little hyphocondriac (sp?).
 
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And wheeling, why are you flamming him so much? What's wrong with either of you?
 
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Why don't you go ask your doctor about this?

Do you ever exercise?
 
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No you dont get me.
This is all the time.But thanks i'll try to get more sleep.Sorry wheelin.
(Delete post please)

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It's not what they take away from you that counts.It's what you do with what you have left.

There is only one sucess-to live your life in your own way.

There is no average man.There are jerksA.F.C's or nice guys and the don juans
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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do you smoke weed? when i smoked i was in a daze 24/7...good thing i stopped.

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There ain't no girls that don't give, there are guys that don't ask.
 
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