"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What is war?

backseatjuan

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First works artillery and aviation to soften targets.
Then comes in military ground troops and armor to clean up targets.
Then moves in police to enforce new order.

Usually die women, children, elderly, and non combatants, because nature of any army is mobility and nature of civilians to stay put.

War is murder of innocent people.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Finally we have an alternative answer to the decades-old question, War!....HUUUUUHH!!!...Good God y'all. What is it good for?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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War is a reallocation of resources. Usually it's the government taking the resources from the governed. It's no secret that wars are started whenever a government needs money. The characters involved and the setting are just that: characters and setting. Do you think we really go to war to depose and "evil dictator?" There are hundreds of evil dictators around the world, some of whom the US is kissing cousins with. yet, we don't go to war against them. why not? Nothing in it for us. If something comes up though, that's another story.

As far as innocent civilians getting killed, well, cost of doing business. Any corporate executive will tell you the same thing. Same goes for the soldiers, marines, sailors and airmen that spill their blood.

George Orwell had this idea, that whenever a society experiences a prolonged period of relative peace (like the 1990s), the inevitable result is a surplus of money and time afforded to the society. It is the government's role to take that money and time back from the governed. This is accomplished through wars and taxes. Hence, war is not waged against evil or an enemy or to free an oppressed people, what have you. Wars are fought by the government against the governed. The locales and parties involved are only window dressing. Again, blood spilled is only a small price to pay for a big investment that pays very well.
 
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