"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what is up with this weird chick..........plese help

Lost In the Seas

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i dont know about that, not sure if my mom is gonna be home on fri night, plus she has never come to my house before
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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jakeyboy

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so what if its her first time at your place? check if your mom's in. if not you could try saying this "hey _______, i've got a DVD i reckon you might like, lets watch it this friday night. i'm not sure if my mom'll be home... say your place?"
 

DonJuanMonk

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Originally posted by griffon65
Shes immature, nothing more to it.
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Lost in Seas, I dunno how old you are, but if she's over the age of 18-21 - you shouldn't put up with this immature crap. You may think it's all cute and emotional - but the emotional part will wear you down in school, it will wear you down in work, it will wear you down as a whole person. Do you want that?

At my age, if a girl is over 21 and she gives me hot/cold, acts immature when it comes to emotion, I start thinking about other ladies I can be with.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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jakeyboy

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she's 14. HAHAHA.

er... yeah you could just outrightly tell her you wanna be alone with her.

"how bout just you and me for a change?"

if she declines then f**k it man. move on.
 
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