What is up with these weirdos?

[Bokanovsky]

"Are you her girlfriend? I'm so sorry. I don't mean to appear transphobic. I support your community.

Nah. That's too contrived.

The best repose is to lightly mock the guy. "Hey, here goes your knight is shining armour". She will laugh, the guy will feel stupid. The end.

 

[zekko]

Many years ago, I was at a bar. I was interacting with some co-workers of one of my acquaintances. I was talking to some mid female and all of a sudden some Indian / Indian-American guy goes apeshiit crazy on me because I was supposedly talking to his girlfriend.

I was barely even interested in this female and then this guy white knights like a maniac. Insane! I did back off more on account of lower interest but that guy white knighting his supposed girlfriend was ridiculous.

I agree it's ridiculous, but at least if it's his girlfriend he had some sort of reason, warped though it may be.
A random passerby objecting to you talking to a girl makes no sense whatsoever.

 

[Mike32ct]

1. I was talking to a chick at a club back in the day.

This rando guy snuck behind me and screamed at the top of his lungs “That’s my sister.” He wasn’t related. He just wanted to startle me, be a jerk and show off to her. She laughed. I just ejected.

2. Talking to a chick at a different club years ago.

Her boyfriend appears and literally showed all his teeth and GROWLED at me like some kind of animal and then grunted “Dats my girl.”

I whispered to my wingman, “Dude we gotta get outta here. F-ing Jaws is after me lol.”

TLDR: Some people are just terrible.

 

[zekko]

This rando guy snuck behind me and screamed at the top of his lungs “That’s my sister.” He wasn’t related. He just wanted to startle me, be a jerk and show off to her. She laughed. I just ejected.

Sounds like maybe he knew her and was trying to entertain her, as well as get rid of you.

 

[Mike32ct]

Sounds like maybe he knew her and was trying to entertain her, as well as get rid of you.

It’s possible. Didn’t think of that. Happened really fast.

 

[Travel memoir21]

This is what I would use 'Verbal Judo' in these type of situations, you want to use that dude's energy in your favor and against him. The next time he say's something to amog you, tell that girl..'Hey I think you guys would make a great couple, I'll be glad to chaperone, I'm open to anything !' with a smile.