What is up with these weirdos?

[Bokanovsky]

"Are you her girlfriend? I'm so sorry. I don't mean to appear transphobic. I support your community.

Nah. That's too contrived.

The best repose is to lightly mock the guy. "Hey, here goes your knight is shining armour". She will laugh, the guy will feel stupid. The end.

 

[zekko]

Many years ago, I was at a bar. I was interacting with some co-workers of one of my acquaintances. I was talking to some mid female and all of a sudden some Indian / Indian-American guy goes apeshiit crazy on me because I was supposedly talking to his girlfriend.

I was barely even interested in this female and then this guy white knights like a maniac. Insane! I did back off more on account of lower interest but that guy white knighting his supposed girlfriend was ridiculous.

I agree it's ridiculous, but at least if it's his girlfriend he had some sort of reason, warped though it may be.
A random passerby objecting to you talking to a girl makes no sense whatsoever.

 

[Mike32ct]

1. I was talking to a chick at a club back in the day.

This rando guy snuck behind me and screamed at the top of his lungs “That’s my sister.” He wasn’t related. He just wanted to startle me, be a jerk and show off to her. She laughed. I just ejected.

2. Talking to a chick at a different club years ago.

Her boyfriend appears and literally showed all his teeth and GROWLED at me like some kind of animal and then grunted “Dats my girl.”

I whispered to my wingman, “Dude we gotta get outta here. F-ing Jaws is after me lol.”

TLDR: Some people are just terrible.

 

[zekko]

This rando guy snuck behind me and screamed at the top of his lungs “That’s my sister.” He wasn’t related. He just wanted to startle me, be a jerk and show off to her. She laughed. I just ejected.

Sounds like maybe he knew her and was trying to entertain her, as well as get rid of you.

 

[Mike32ct]

Sounds like maybe he knew her and was trying to entertain her, as well as get rid of you.

It’s possible. Didn’t think of that. Happened really fast.

 

[Travel memoir21]

This is what I would use 'Verbal Judo' in these type of situations, you want to use that dude's energy in your favor and against him. The next time he say's something to amog you, tell that girl..'Hey I think you guys would make a great couple, I'll be glad to chaperone, I'm open to anything !' with a smile.

 

[BaronOfHair]

Another time, probably a couple months ago now, I was by the lake, came up to a girl that was stretching, introduced myself, and some weird out of shape middle aged redhead dude came from behind slowly jogging and said, "Do you know him?"

Remember when Bill Burr was cool?

 

[Oatmeal31]

Remember when Bill Burr was cool?

That made me laugh. I actually like Bill though

 

[SW15]

Many years ago, I was at a bar. I was interacting with some co-workers of one of my acquaintances. I was talking to some mid female and all of a sudden some Indian / Indian-American guy goes apeshiit crazy on me because I was supposedly talking to his girlfriend.

I was barely even interested in this female and then this guy white knights like a maniac. Insane! I did back off more on account of lower interest but that guy white knighting his supposed girlfriend was ridiculous.

I agree it's ridiculous, but at least if it's his girlfriend he had some sort of reason, warped though it may be.

I'm not sure the Indian / Indian-American guy was the boyfriend, even though he claimed to be. He seemed more like some beta simp orbiter and he seemed like he wanted to start a fight.

The female was White. White females with a normal range BMI don't tend have Indian / Indian-American boyfriends. When I have seen pairings between Indian / Indian-American males and White females, the White female was nearly always overweight.

I don't talk to random overweight White women in bars when I'm trying to get laid on a Friday/Saturday night. I seem to recall this incident happening on a Saturday night.

A random passerby objecting to you talking to a girl makes no sense whatsoever.

There are enough guys out there who will white knight for no reason.