"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What is the real average penis size

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I'm 5 inches. But not a darn thing I can do about it.. Honestly it's never seemed to have a negative impact in my sex life. I've had women flat out say "you aren't the biggest but damn you know how to work that thing!".. If you put some care into hitting her the right way at the right time and learn her body a little bit, your size will not be an issue. Just figure out how to make her have the big O and keep doing it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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marmel75

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I'm 5 inches. But not a darn thing I can do about it.. Honestly it's never seemed to have a negative impact in my sex life. I've had women flat out say "you aren't the biggest but damn you know how to work that thing!".. If you put some care into hitting her the right way at the right time and learn her body a little bit, your size will not be an issue. Just figure out how to make her have the big O and keep doing it.
Yeah it really is about angles, positioning, how you work it, knowing when to speed up/slow down, etc...

Some of the biggest orgasms and squirts I've ever given a chick have been combo orgasms where I pound her from behind really hard and fast and then right before she is getting ready to orgasm, I pull it out and replace it with two fingers that just jackhammer as hard and fast as I can...the screams you get and the squirting that follows is unbelievable, lol...just keep going through the squirting and you can get them to squirt 3 or 4 times continuously,but if you do she will be spent...you'll have to give her like 30 minutes to recover, but if she's never had anyone else do it before, she is yours forever.
 

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Awkward question, but how do you guys actually measure yours? I swear you can get at least an extra inch depending how far down at the base you press the ruler. It's hard to explain but there's like skin you can push down, and if you rotate your pelvis forward you can also get some extra length. But doing this feels like cheating because it's not exactly the apparent length.

I've tried to measure my own but just gave up because there's at least an inch variance depending on how I measure it. Always been confused how guys "know" their exact length. Is there like an official penis measuring standard somewhere?
 

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Awkward question, but how do you guys actually measure yours? I swear you can get at least an extra inch depending how far down at the base you press the ruler. It's hard to explain but there's like skin you can push down, and if you rotate your pelvis forward you can also get some extra length. But doing this feels like cheating because it's not exactly the apparent length.

I've tried to measure my own but just gave up because there's at least an inch variance depending on how I measure it. Always been confused how guys "know" their exact length. Is there like an official penis measuring standard somewhere?
Why are you measuring your d!ck in the first place? Are you uncertain that it hasn't compared to all the other 20 she has had in the past? You're fighting a losing battle bro. Take it for what it is and use some tongue :)
 

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Dog. Most of your **** is your mind. However some babes do like the visual eye candy of a **** longer and wider than average. But still many of those guys rely on **** size to generate excitement. You need total confidence in yourself and phuck her with that.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girth is as or more important than length.

However, as most here have said, what you've got is what you've got. Use everything you have, your tongue, your fingers, your body weight, Your voice (don't overlook this one).

-Augustus-
 

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Go torrent and watch 2 Women Teach Sex...2 porn stars spend 12 hours teaching you everything there is to know...best thing any dude could ever spend 12 hours learning
If anybody is looking for this, the name is "2 Girls Teach Sex" and since it's a major production you will get busted if you torrent it in countries like Germany. Thinking if I should order it...
 

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ive actually been really surprised at how uninterested chicks are with d1ck size

infact im led to belive a lot of women dont even like looking at them and find them ugly

mine is far from spectacular , i dont think you could get anymore of an average d1ck if i tried but ive never had any complaints but plenty of moans of pleasure ( they cant all be faking lol)

as others have mentioned above for women its far more physiological than physical

they usually only complain when youve treated them / made them feel bad
 

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Why are you measuring your d!ck in the first place? Are you uncertain that it hasn't compared to all the other 20 she has had in the past? You're fighting a losing battle bro. Take it for what it is and use some tongue :)
Same reason you measure your height, curiosity? Not sure what battle I'm fighting, nice presumptions though. Like I said, I was legit curious how guys measure theirs. You can easily manipulate the length by a lot depending how you measure it
 

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ive actually been really surprised at how uninterested chicks are with d1ck size
Seems about the same as us and boobies. Sure we all love a big set of watermelons to play with but do we really genuinely care if our girl only has a small set of grapes? We make it work don't we..
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Bible_Belt

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Some women prefer small d!cks, believe it or not. They tend to be petite in stature, as well as childless.

Most of the women who demand that a guy have a big d!ck are fat. That's why they need a big one.
 

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Some women prefer small d!cks, believe it or not. They tend to be petite in stature, as well as childless.

Most of the women who demand that a guy have a big d!ck are fat. That's why they need a big one.
There was this thick white girl escort who had a big booty and thighs and she said she loves and prefers 6 inchs 7 max, and she was not the first I heard say this.

If you feel you don't measure up to a size queen, make sure you give it to her like nobodys business and change her world and mind its a challenge, but honestly most women don't care
 

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Mine is the type that is tiny when flacid, but grows to a whopping 6.7 inches. I don't care much about the actual size, it's worse if a woman would complain about it. That has never happened to me, but I really fvcking hate ungrateful b!tches.
 

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There was this thick white girl escort who had a big booty and thighs and she said she loves and prefers 6 inchs 7 max, and she was not the first I heard say this.

If you feel you don't measure up to a size queen, make sure you give it to her like nobodys business and change her world and mind its a challenge, but honestly most women don't care
Fat actually makes the vaginal sleeve compress tighter. Since fat is everywhere around it. They say it's the slim girls who have a greater potential for having a loose cave for a vagina.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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its just a stigma between men i know 2 guys that measure theres daily .....turns me sick and it just aint mentally healthy

a girl you have a genuine connection with wouldnt leave you for a million bucks let alone a "small d1ck"
 

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I'm ~5 inches but its not that bad because my ex-girl saved my contact in her phone with the eggplant emoji; instant confidence boost!

I still am a little insecure about it thought because I'm black, and you have the stereotype. People say that I'm pretty much the whitest black kid there is.

I'll probably grow more comfortable about it through my experiences

One thing I know is this; if you don't have the confidence to whip it out, you ain't getting yo d*ck wet!
 

Who Dares Win

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Mine is about 16cm so about a little bit more than 6 inches, had two girls told me that it was small but both of them have been more than happy to do anything I asked them to do even reverse blowj0bs.

If I have to be honest I think I have some concerns about my d1ck, to know that there are guys able to unzip their pants and show huge ones while I cant and we deal with the same girls kinda pisses me off.

But I have the same problem with shoulder width or height so Im kinda used to it.

Also the fact that no amount of c0ckyness or funny lines can get you back from a small d1ck joke from a woman annoy me, they have the power to destroy a man ego and this time using a precise number not one of their bullsh1t.

Im not ashamed to say that if I had a bigger d1ck I would be much more confident and probably much more "c0cky" in general, plus I would have a good excuse for my average sexual performances.
 
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