"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What is the Ideal Dj "CAR"

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id say the most referenced Don Juan is Don Juan himself, as fictional (Lord Byron) as Bond (Ian Fleming) is.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Whatever car you like, if you like what your driving it will boost your confidence and thats what matters. Some say cars attract girls, thats true but not directly... when you are proud of your ride it shows. If you park your car, walk into the place and your still feelin like "the man" just b/c you know that car is waiting for you outside, that's the right car. Personally Id say:

For the older and/or more mature guys: Any high-end luxury car, or high-end performance car.

For the younger and/or more "rebel" type: Any loud muscle car, possibly an import but personally I think the loud muscle cars are SO much more intimidating, which adds to the whole "rebel" image that the younger girls seem to love.

either way, convertible is a plus. I have an 02 Mustang GT, sonic blue, chrome rims, LOUD.... get nothing but compliments.
 
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did you know what don juan ain't real? did you know that i dont give a **** whether or not if a real dj should have this or that? because a dj does what he wants, not what he asks for..or whatever.

anyway if don juan was a real pimp, then i'd love to go back to the past and meet him.
 
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Haha, what makes you feel good when you drive it?

Some guys go for the sports car, the power, the handling, the feel of the road. Some people go for the luxury model, the pimp leather, the sun-roof. Some go for the trucks, the rugged utility feel. Some go for the vans and wagons, stuff that lets them haul things that they need to do things they enjoy. Some people even go for the econo-models because they feel like they're helping the environment or taking full advantage of their resources.

I own a Trans-Am, lightly modified. In a year or two I want to trade it in with something that has good power, but leans more toward the luxury side. Maybe a Lexus. :)

Don't buy a car to impress other people. Buy a car that complements your lifestyle.
 
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No no no no people

You've got it all wrong...

There's only one type of car a true DJ can drive... and it's either sporty or a luxury...

so, if you drive a sporty, you're a dj

If you drive a luxury, you're nothing... :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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drive a '80-86 beetle car and spray it :



THIS IS ONE HELLUVA DJ CAR BABY!
(Number goes here)
 
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hmm... the ideal DJ car... any car with a hot girl in it
 
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Maybach...if youre into spending $350,000
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My dad's brand new Mazda RX-8. When ever I drive that instead of my dented up Ford Ranger women for some reason get more friendly.
 
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BMW or a Benz. Those are ultra pimp. Pure class, pure luxury.

I have a 325i, bright red. pure pimpishness.
 
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Originally posted by J-Man
best DJ car?

anything with a back seat.
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if you have a maybach not only do you have fully reclinable seats in the back but if you can afford a car like that you should also have a chauffer. also its about 6000 lbs and is as fast (even a little faster on 0-60mph) and agile as a corvette. its just pure luxury class and performance. is got to be the best don juan car.
 
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The two in Bullitt.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I think MY car is the bomb.

The Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder 2007.

Convertible, leather seat, seat warmer, 6 CD stereo, I have a GPS device,
Sound system, Pretty fast too.
 
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Drama: Shiat, I got crazy pussay in high school and I was driving a moped.

--Entourage

But seriously, depends on your personality. Mine would be luxury/sporty, but right now I have an Accord and can't afford shiat, so...;)
 
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What does everyone think of the Buick Park Avenue/Lucerne or the Mercury Grand Marquis?

I've heard that in 2010 the Lucerne will be RWD, which to me is a good thing.


To me, these cars would be great.

I'm definitely all about the American, though if I had more cash the 2007 Mercedes S65 AMG is cool. It's the best of both worlds. It's large, and it's fast anyway. Unfortunately a new one with all the options costs like $180k, and since they're rare (probably due to the cost) you can't count on getting a used one.
 
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