"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What is the Ideal Dj "CAR"

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id say the most referenced Don Juan is Don Juan himself, as fictional (Lord Byron) as Bond (Ian Fleming) is.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Whatever car you like, if you like what your driving it will boost your confidence and thats what matters. Some say cars attract girls, thats true but not directly... when you are proud of your ride it shows. If you park your car, walk into the place and your still feelin like "the man" just b/c you know that car is waiting for you outside, that's the right car. Personally Id say:

For the older and/or more mature guys: Any high-end luxury car, or high-end performance car.

For the younger and/or more "rebel" type: Any loud muscle car, possibly an import but personally I think the loud muscle cars are SO much more intimidating, which adds to the whole "rebel" image that the younger girls seem to love.

either way, convertible is a plus. I have an 02 Mustang GT, sonic blue, chrome rims, LOUD.... get nothing but compliments.
 
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did you know what don juan ain't real? did you know that i dont give a **** whether or not if a real dj should have this or that? because a dj does what he wants, not what he asks for..or whatever.

anyway if don juan was a real pimp, then i'd love to go back to the past and meet him.
 
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Haha, what makes you feel good when you drive it?

Some guys go for the sports car, the power, the handling, the feel of the road. Some people go for the luxury model, the pimp leather, the sun-roof. Some go for the trucks, the rugged utility feel. Some go for the vans and wagons, stuff that lets them haul things that they need to do things they enjoy. Some people even go for the econo-models because they feel like they're helping the environment or taking full advantage of their resources.

I own a Trans-Am, lightly modified. In a year or two I want to trade it in with something that has good power, but leans more toward the luxury side. Maybe a Lexus. :)

Don't buy a car to impress other people. Buy a car that complements your lifestyle.
 
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No no no no people

You've got it all wrong...

There's only one type of car a true DJ can drive... and it's either sporty or a luxury...

so, if you drive a sporty, you're a dj

If you drive a luxury, you're nothing... :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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drive a '80-86 beetle car and spray it :



THIS IS ONE HELLUVA DJ CAR BABY!
(Number goes here)
 
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hmm... the ideal DJ car... any car with a hot girl in it
 
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Maybach...if youre into spending $350,000
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My dad's brand new Mazda RX-8. When ever I drive that instead of my dented up Ford Ranger women for some reason get more friendly.
 
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BMW or a Benz. Those are ultra pimp. Pure class, pure luxury.

I have a 325i, bright red. pure pimpishness.
 
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Originally posted by J-Man
best DJ car?

anything with a back seat.
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if you have a maybach not only do you have fully reclinable seats in the back but if you can afford a car like that you should also have a chauffer. also its about 6000 lbs and is as fast (even a little faster on 0-60mph) and agile as a corvette. its just pure luxury class and performance. is got to be the best don juan car.
 
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The two in Bullitt.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I think MY car is the bomb.

The Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder 2007.

Convertible, leather seat, seat warmer, 6 CD stereo, I have a GPS device,
Sound system, Pretty fast too.
 
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Drama: Shiat, I got crazy pussay in high school and I was driving a moped.

--Entourage

But seriously, depends on your personality. Mine would be luxury/sporty, but right now I have an Accord and can't afford shiat, so...;)
 
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What does everyone think of the Buick Park Avenue/Lucerne or the Mercury Grand Marquis?

I've heard that in 2010 the Lucerne will be RWD, which to me is a good thing.


To me, these cars would be great.

I'm definitely all about the American, though if I had more cash the 2007 Mercedes S65 AMG is cool. It's the best of both worlds. It's large, and it's fast anyway. Unfortunately a new one with all the options costs like $180k, and since they're rare (probably due to the cost) you can't count on getting a used one.
 
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