TheFlyingMan
Don Juan
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haha I think getting a tan is dangerous I read up on skin cancer and tanning. After that I decided to stay pasty. Seriously, use google and read a few articles.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
what is the hetero way to get a tan?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I've met some real hot women at the tanning salon and it's so easy to start conversation while you're waiting. It really is the ideal place for pick ups!
A few guys try to call me gay, but why would I care? I'm too confident to let a few little digs get to me, and besides, they know my tan looks good and would do the same if they had the confidence to take the gay jokes etc.
A few guys try to call me gay, but why would I care? I'm too confident to let a few little digs get to me, and besides, they know my tan looks good and would do the same if they had the confidence to take the gay jokes etc.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
I will only bother getting a tan when its a little warmer....Freezing in UK.
When my pool is opened for the summer I will go in that then go lie in the sun for an hour or 2
Full on relaxation.
Need to start gyming it again first.
When my pool is opened for the summer I will go in that then go lie in the sun for an hour or 2
Full on relaxation.
Need to start gyming it again first.