"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What is the funniest/****iest thing you have done or said to your girl?

joshlavarn2009

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or what is the weirdest or most outlandish/jerkiest request you made from her?

Like, tell her to buy you 20 porno mags with her money or she is kicked to the curb?

Just curious to what lengths a woman will try to please a man.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Unbridled_Phoenix

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Grab her hair and say "Render unto Caesar." My ex howled like a cat after that one.

One time we were sitting in my truck after a date and I pulled out my new(unloaded) .357 and put it to her head. "You better suck my d!ck good if you want to keep your brains inside your skull." She was thrown off at first, and then I could feel her body temperature skyrocket.

I can't remember all the rest right now.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ALPHAROMEO

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i say i can t quite understand you !do you live in the countryside?

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What are doing in town this mOrning? ¨sPENDING ALL YOUR HUSBAND S MONEY?
 

WhitePimp

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Unbridled_Phoenix said:
Grab her hair and say "Render unto Caesar." My ex howled like a cat after that one.

One time we were sitting in my truck after a date and I pulled out my new(unloaded) .357 and put it to her head. "You better suck my d!ck good if you want to keep your brains inside your skull." She was thrown off at first, and then I could feel her body temperature skyrocket.

I can't remember all the rest right now.
Dude! I came up with that exact scene awhile back to put in a movie I've been working on for a few years, except in my scene she had to suck off the gun too.
 

horaholic

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My girl was giving me shyt about getting too 'handsy' one night while I was trying to bang her. A while later, when we were making out hot and heavy, and she was wet, and turned on, and we were about to rip our clothes off, I totally stopped, and said "Oh, I'm sorry. I was getting all handsy again wasn't I?"

She was half laughing, and half REALLY pissed, but she knew I got her good, and repected that, and wouldnt let me touch her for ten minutes.

My favorite line is still "Did you fall from heaven?........cuz it looks like you hit the ground pretty hard!" I read that on here, in some thread about pickup lines that arent, really pickup lines. I use it often, especially on bytches. I wish I could find the thread.
 

War Against Betaism

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I was at the club and my friend introduced me to this girl, she was an 8.5. People often say I look like the artist Ne-Yo so she said "You kind of look like Ne-Yo." Later on in the conversation she mentioned that she wanted to give me a dance, and then I looked at her with this smile and said "Please, I'm Ne-Yo! I have girls lining up for me!" or something along those lines. She wrapped her arms around my neck and was all up on my face and she's like "Oh yeah?" while being flirty. She left to her group of friends and told me "I'll look for you Ne-Yo."
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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EvilAgenda

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Unbridled_Phoenix said:
Grab her hair and say "Render unto Caesar." My ex howled like a cat after that one.

One time we were sitting in my truck after a date and I pulled out my new(unloaded) .357 and put it to her head. "You better suck my d!ck good if you want to keep your brains inside your skull." She was thrown off at first, and then I could feel her body temperature skyrocket.

I can't remember all the rest right now.
OMG,,rep points to you!!! Brilliant!
 

Thatfeel21

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Me: "You like the way my big **** feels inside you huh?"
Her: "yeahhhhh"
 

Senor Juan

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Playing football, picked up the girl (She was holding the ball) and ran into the endzone with her.
 

horaholic

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I dont know if this counts, but I pulled a ballsy move last night. My singer was talking to some chick at the bar, and I could tell, he was talking about our band, and they were motioning for me to come over. I asked the bartender for a pen, and walked over, introduced myself, and said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you want." and I pulled her shirt down a little bit, and signed her boob, then walked away. I talked to her a few minutes later. She thought it was funny as hell that I did that. I just pretended I was a major rock star for a while. I pissed her off later though, when I asked her if she gave good backrubs. She said, "thats what I do." I said, "O.k. you're the official band masseausse, get to work." She got irritated at that, and left, but it was funny. Within a minute, I had one of my chick friends rubbing my back. I yelled, "you're fired" across the bar at her.
 

TheGameMaster

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I foolishly turned up to a bar once with trainers on, so they wouldnt let me in. One of my friends stopped some girl in the street (HB8) and asked her if she'd give the bouncer the eye and plead him to let me in. She agreed, and grabbed my hand, me having said nothing to her. As we approached the bouncer and the door, i said to her with a cheeky grin "you know, if you pull this off, I might even let you buy me a drink" She gave me that did he really just say that look. :D
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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