"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What is the funniest/****iest thing you have done or said to your girl?

joshlavarn2009

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or what is the weirdest or most outlandish/jerkiest request you made from her?

Like, tell her to buy you 20 porno mags with her money or she is kicked to the curb?

Just curious to what lengths a woman will try to please a man.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Unbridled_Phoenix

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Grab her hair and say "Render unto Caesar." My ex howled like a cat after that one.

One time we were sitting in my truck after a date and I pulled out my new(unloaded) .357 and put it to her head. "You better suck my d!ck good if you want to keep your brains inside your skull." She was thrown off at first, and then I could feel her body temperature skyrocket.

I can't remember all the rest right now.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ALPHAROMEO

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i say i can t quite understand you !do you live in the countryside?

OR
What are doing in town this mOrning? ¨sPENDING ALL YOUR HUSBAND S MONEY?
 

WhitePimp

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Unbridled_Phoenix said:
Grab her hair and say "Render unto Caesar." My ex howled like a cat after that one.

One time we were sitting in my truck after a date and I pulled out my new(unloaded) .357 and put it to her head. "You better suck my d!ck good if you want to keep your brains inside your skull." She was thrown off at first, and then I could feel her body temperature skyrocket.

I can't remember all the rest right now.
Dude! I came up with that exact scene awhile back to put in a movie I've been working on for a few years, except in my scene she had to suck off the gun too.
 

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My girl was giving me shyt about getting too 'handsy' one night while I was trying to bang her. A while later, when we were making out hot and heavy, and she was wet, and turned on, and we were about to rip our clothes off, I totally stopped, and said "Oh, I'm sorry. I was getting all handsy again wasn't I?"

She was half laughing, and half REALLY pissed, but she knew I got her good, and repected that, and wouldnt let me touch her for ten minutes.

My favorite line is still "Did you fall from heaven?........cuz it looks like you hit the ground pretty hard!" I read that on here, in some thread about pickup lines that arent, really pickup lines. I use it often, especially on bytches. I wish I could find the thread.
 

War Against Betaism

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I was at the club and my friend introduced me to this girl, she was an 8.5. People often say I look like the artist Ne-Yo so she said "You kind of look like Ne-Yo." Later on in the conversation she mentioned that she wanted to give me a dance, and then I looked at her with this smile and said "Please, I'm Ne-Yo! I have girls lining up for me!" or something along those lines. She wrapped her arms around my neck and was all up on my face and she's like "Oh yeah?" while being flirty. She left to her group of friends and told me "I'll look for you Ne-Yo."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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EvilAgenda

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Unbridled_Phoenix said:
Grab her hair and say "Render unto Caesar." My ex howled like a cat after that one.

One time we were sitting in my truck after a date and I pulled out my new(unloaded) .357 and put it to her head. "You better suck my d!ck good if you want to keep your brains inside your skull." She was thrown off at first, and then I could feel her body temperature skyrocket.

I can't remember all the rest right now.
OMG,,rep points to you!!! Brilliant!
 

Thatfeel21

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Me: "You like the way my big **** feels inside you huh?"
Her: "yeahhhhh"
 

Senor Juan

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Playing football, picked up the girl (She was holding the ball) and ran into the endzone with her.
 

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I dont know if this counts, but I pulled a ballsy move last night. My singer was talking to some chick at the bar, and I could tell, he was talking about our band, and they were motioning for me to come over. I asked the bartender for a pen, and walked over, introduced myself, and said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you want." and I pulled her shirt down a little bit, and signed her boob, then walked away. I talked to her a few minutes later. She thought it was funny as hell that I did that. I just pretended I was a major rock star for a while. I pissed her off later though, when I asked her if she gave good backrubs. She said, "thats what I do." I said, "O.k. you're the official band masseausse, get to work." She got irritated at that, and left, but it was funny. Within a minute, I had one of my chick friends rubbing my back. I yelled, "you're fired" across the bar at her.
 

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I foolishly turned up to a bar once with trainers on, so they wouldnt let me in. One of my friends stopped some girl in the street (HB8) and asked her if she'd give the bouncer the eye and plead him to let me in. She agreed, and grabbed my hand, me having said nothing to her. As we approached the bouncer and the door, i said to her with a cheeky grin "you know, if you pull this off, I might even let you buy me a drink" She gave me that did he really just say that look. :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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