iqqi
Master Don Juan
i am curious as to what some of the craziest/wackest things you have done because of someone you were infatuated with. and if you learned from them? afc moments are expected, don't be shy!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
what is the craziest thing you have done for love, or "love"?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Aztec
Master Don Juan
I can't believe that no one has replied yet.
I haven't done any that you may consider real crazy. Just did your classic signs of oneitis/infatuation: calling very frequently, setting up dates in very short intervals (just so she wouldn't "forget" me), putting her in the highest priority and forgetting friends, family, work, school etc.
I haven't done any that you may consider real crazy. Just did your classic signs of oneitis/infatuation: calling very frequently, setting up dates in very short intervals (just so she wouldn't "forget" me), putting her in the highest priority and forgetting friends, family, work, school etc.
Matt Rogers
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lol. I fell rather heavily for a girl and she stopped returning my calls and broke off contact.
I started writing songs about her with lyrics, a melody, saxophone solos and harmonies. I went for a mix of doowop and soul-sort of Al Green/Marvin Gaye/Barry White sort of thing. My friend is a musician and he recorded the songs and edited them to make them sound professional. It sounded pretty damn good if I may say so myself. At one stage I was seriously considering giving it to her as a Christmas present-but my friend said it would creep her out even more.
I started writing songs about her with lyrics, a melody, saxophone solos and harmonies. I went for a mix of doowop and soul-sort of Al Green/Marvin Gaye/Barry White sort of thing. My friend is a musician and he recorded the songs and edited them to make them sound professional. It sounded pretty damn good if I may say so myself. At one stage I was seriously considering giving it to her as a Christmas present-but my friend said it would creep her out even more.
Desdinova
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I've written songs about my exes, but never considered giving them a recorded copy (or even love poetry for that fact). I tried sending a girl at school a rose on Valentines day. She never spoke to me again.
But here's one that I just remembered.....
I was in a computer class. A girl I had a thing for was in the same computer class, but a different period. So, being the chicken 5hit I was, I took her floppy out of the plastic floppy storage thingy. I took it to my computer, wrote her a note asking her out, and saved it in a file called A-OPENME.WPS (we were using Microsoft Works on crappy XTs back then). I put the disk back and waited.
About a week later, there was a piece of paper in my floppy disc jacket that said "Open This". I opened the note and the fvcking chills just ran down my spine. She *****ed me out for tampering with her personal property.
But here's one that I just remembered.....
I was in a computer class. A girl I had a thing for was in the same computer class, but a different period. So, being the chicken 5hit I was, I took her floppy out of the plastic floppy storage thingy. I took it to my computer, wrote her a note asking her out, and saved it in a file called A-OPENME.WPS (we were using Microsoft Works on crappy XTs back then). I put the disk back and waited.
About a week later, there was a piece of paper in my floppy disc jacket that said "Open This". I opened the note and the fvcking chills just ran down my spine. She *****ed me out for tampering with her personal property.