What is the best answer in this scenario?

[sosumba]

Imagine this situation: I meet a girl at the club. At one point I take her hand and start to lead her to a more private location at the club. She complies with the action by following and does not release the hand but asks:

"Where are we going?"

What is the proper Don Juan-way to answer here?
A: "You will see."
B: "I want to show you something"
C: "We are going to a more quiet place"
D: "We are going to chill"
E: "I am abducting you."
F: "We are going to meet my parents."
G: ?

 

[logicallefty]

“Someplace our mothers won’t approve of”

 

[Tilex]

Honesty, you could say anything really and it would still be funny.

These are off the top of my head:

1) "To never never land"
2) "We're off to see the wizard, just follow the yellow brick road"
3) "Shhhhh...........Slaves don't speak"
4) "Down the rabbit hole. Wanna see how far it goes?"
5) "To my dungeon"

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Somewhere dangerous.... With a devilish grin and sexy eyes