"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ice_Berg_1

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I met this chick about 3 months ago, we've hung out a few times and it seemed like there was mutual interest. Then, all of a sudden she stopped returning my calls and giving exsuses so I stopped calling her. Now for the last couple of weeks she has been calling me all te time wanting to get together and stuff. But, she claims she now has a boyfriend.
I don't have time for games so I have no problem letting this one go, and I'm in no way obsessing over her or anything like that, but she is only 18, and I'm wondering if she using this boyfriend thing as a tactic
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DROP her!

Some girl did same stuff to me just recently. We hung out, thought it was cool, she weirded me out, stopped calling her, she called me like after a month all the time, weirded me out again. NEVER AGAIN AM I LETTING THIS HAPPEN. Really a waste of your time.
 
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Originally posted by Ice_Berg_1
I...Now for the last couple of weeks she has been calling me all te time wanting to get together and stuff. But, she claims she now has a boyfriend.
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Hahaha, these young hors crack me up - when she didn't have a b/f she doesn't call you but now that she has one she calls you?? This hor wants two penises and is not satisfied with one!!!!

Say "No" to greedy hos!!!!
 
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