"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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what is one thing that irks you about females?

ikkenai

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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone

Dam-nit, it's not like I'm asking you to marry me, I'm not even asking you to see me ever again, but if you promise to meet me somewhere or call me, you better fu-cking do it, because I am NOT going to make an effort to give you any more chances. I am not saying I really care that much, but it is such a shame when a girl lets her games or stupidity stand in the way of furthering her relationship with me. A game is a game, but I am never completely inconsiderate of the other person. Again, if a guy is asking you to meet them somewhere, it doesn't mean they want to fu-ck you, marry you, or even that you have to see them again, so stop acting like it is such a big deal.
AAAAARGF SO TRUE.

This has happened a few times - I see a girl on campus, I get her number, and never call.

I see her a week, month, whatever later... we pass in the hall or whatever, and she shoots the LOOK OF DEATH at you.

Christ almighty, are you that insecure? So I didn't call you, no need to take it so personally. You can't even say Hi, you have to ignore me like it's some sort of game to be won.

Jesus, girls and guys have a lot in common - most see PERSONAL REJECTION when it's nothing more than, say, I didn't have time to call, or got caught up in other things, or whatever. It's a FABRICATION, not reality.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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^^^^

uhh dude you didn't call her

that's why she was pissed at you....

but i know what you mean if a girl would have done that to me and a month later camae i would just suspect she didn't like me and move on but no dirty looks. lolz
 

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Look, it's a number - "Hey, give me your number, MAYBE we'll get a drink some time". There's no contractual agreement going on here. Maybe if they realized I get one or two numbers a day, and like 5 on the weekend, they'd understand, heh.

Now breaking a date agreed upon by parties - that's ground for anger.
 

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The only thing that irks me with females is when they don't let me poke them with my stick.
 

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What do women want?
EVERYTHING.
I also hate how they are so emotionally driven. This alone is proof that men are much smarter than women. Emotion is like the most primitive, lowest cognitive function. Reason and logic is higher, and this is what us men have.

Those huge sunglasses :rolleyes: Nothing says "arrogant bit-ch" like a pair of those. I think there are much more arrogant women than men. I don't know what it is, but those dam-n sunglasses are very popular among lower IQ women, particularly sorority girls. There must be a correlation there. I just want to rip those things off their heads and smash them on the ground, along with their "cuuuute" little cell phones, and tell them to put on some pants that don't have greek letters across the ass.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
What do women want?
EVERYTHING.
I also hate how they are so emotionally driven. This alone is proof that men are much smarter than women. Emotion is like the most primitive, lowest cognitive function. Reason and logic is higher, and this is what us men have.
holy crap! you ever said a mean joke to a guy and said just kidding. They would laugh it off and it would be over. You ever said something mean to a girl and said "just kidding"? She wouldn't even HEAR the "just kidding" part, she'd be like "I can't believe you just said that." And get all upset.:mad:
 

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Yes sir, sure have...
sometimes they just want to see if you're man enough to stand behind what you said, but sometimes they are dead serious and it is just so stupid. I don't even know what provokes a girl sometimes. If the girl is on her period, she will be super sensitive, but come on, that's no excuse for acting like a bit-ch. Needless to say, steer clear when it's her time of month, lol. But yeaaah, life for a woman, is a constant struggle with emotions.
 

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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