"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What is it with crazy cat ladies?
- Thread starter Chamber36
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TheGambino
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Cats and or dogs = A substitute used to partially quell a woman's natural urge to bare and nurture children.Chamber36 said:
Cannot bond with any humans = A by-product of the c@ck carousel. Once a woman hits 5 sexual partners her inability to pair bond rises by 70%. 16 sexual partners and it climbs to 80%. Or as roissy would say: Maxim #80: The more ****s that have ravaged a woman, the less any one c@ck will mesmerize her.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
SamTheHobit
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Uncharted
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2+4 = 6 = crazy cat lady
Atom Smasher
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:crackup: :crackup:SamTheHobit said:
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Also, women with 3+ cats have problems emotionally committing to men. And are crazy.
I think there's a "more than two rule". More than two:
cats
tattoos
arrests
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.