"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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What is it with crazy cat ladies?

Chamber36

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How come all these old spinsters end up with a ton of cats and cannot bond with any humans?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Hmmmmm, I'd like to know as well. Each to their own I guess... what ever makes you happy...
 

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lmfao its true all women like cats. coz theyr around them whenever they want, they give them warmth and cat dont give headaches (like men she prob thinks) the more issues, insecure and loneley the girl the more she will be attached to a lot of cats around her i think lol
 

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Chamber36 said:
How come all these old spinsters end up with a ton of cats and cannot bond with any humans?
Cats and or dogs = A substitute used to partially quell a woman's natural urge to bare and nurture children.

Cannot bond with any humans = A by-product of the c@ck carousel. Once a woman hits 5 sexual partners her inability to pair bond rises by 70%. 16 sexual partners and it climbs to 80%. Or as roissy would say: Maxim #80: The more ****s that have ravaged a woman, the less any one c@ck will mesmerize her.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I hope I don't become one of these cat people.
 

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I met a girl who told me she had two cats. I told her I have a stray cat that I feed once in a while. She said "oh yeah I have like four of those".

2+4 = 6 = crazy cat lady
 

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There was a thread about this somewhere on here. Women love cats because they are aloof versus dogs that are all over you at all times.

Also, women with 3+ cats have problems emotionally committing to men. And are crazy.

I think there's a "more than two rule". More than two:

cats
tattoos
arrests
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Usually people who are overly obsessed with cat or dogs have some kind of people problem. Their obsession disturbs me somewhat lol.
 

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As cat lover I don't get it. Cats don't give much affection at all unless they want feeding or for you to take their sh1t out of the tray!
 

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People who covet cats seem to be "off" to me. Talk about Buzz Killington here, cats are the most boring bast@rds on the planet! I haven't seen such boring since tax accounting. Plus, they're high maintenance. No body wants to deal with catitude when those f#ckers create the stinkiest sh1ts on the planet. What's next, letting people take sh1ts in cardboard boxes in your house? Oh wait, human fecal matter doesn't smell as atrocious as cat poop. Clearly, people who like cats make significant life judgment errors.
 
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