"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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what is does this ******** mean?

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i had a girl ask me today when I get to be most horny, i.e. during what activities/time of day.

she has been giving me some IOIs, and gave me her number without me asking last friday. I haven't called yet, but i see her everyday in class. i asked her if she wanted to hang out this weekend not long after she asked me this question, and she said "i cant, i'm really busy this weekend. maybe next weekend, or maybe we can find a party on saturday." doesn't sound too promising, but gunwitch says don't stop until you get a "no", so I guess i'll call her sat.

she also told me when she's the horniest, but it wasn't anything i could use.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dude..!!! she wants a fukk body!..She is not interested in dating you or having any kind of other relationship...she is busy!..She wants to fukk during periods of time when you and her are both horny.
******** is not that hard..:D
 

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She said she gets horny when she does homework, so I busted on her for not doing her homework because of that.

i told her i get horniest around lunch, but then when i get to the class we have together it all disappears, implying that she takes my horny away.

if she said she gets horny when guys do such and such, i could have used that - but homework? i dont know.
 

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The correct play is to go to a party with her like she suggested, get kinda f*cked up, and screw like bunnies.

Seems to be where she's headed.
 

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yep, that sounds like a good plan
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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in my opinion the correct play is to tell her what she wants to hear

she says homework makes her horny ?

HOMEWORK = SEX in her ********

" we should really get together and help each other with some homework "

and say it with THAT look in your eye and TONE in your voice



Lost In Translation
 

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OMFG that is a great plan
 

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i said to her, "do you want to hang out this weekend? we could do homework." i bust her balls constantly, so she understood that i meant the first part and was just teasing her about the second part. then she said she was busy, maybe next weekend, etc etc.

this is the second time shes mentioned partying with me.

i told her i wasnt sure if i wanted to get drunk around her, because i dont entirely trust her. she said "theres lots of sober fun we can have." i realize now what she probably meant...
 

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dude, she wants you so bad...

jump on that s.hit like popeye on a trampoline
 

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I remember when I used to be that clueless. Oh wait....

Still am...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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O yeah dude!!! you gotta do the "we should help each other with homework" line........definantly she wants some love man!
 

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Originally posted by BADA-BING
O yeah dude!!! you gotta do the "we should help each other with homework" line........definantly she wants some love man!
Or maybe... Just maybe... she want help with her homework...
 

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shes begging for a hot beef injection

you cant let her get away with this
 

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called her yesterday, she was alone at the mall and seemed happy to talk. she hadn't heard of any parties but said she'd call me if she did. we shot the breeze for a few minutes, she asked me what i was doing that day, and then i had to go shower since i was about to go out.

in retrospect her asking me what i was doing was possibly a sign of something and i should have tried to make plans. i guess i got caught up because when i asked her on thursday if she wanted to hang out she said she was too busy, which as it turns out was almost definitely an excuse.
 

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Just keep in touch.

If there's an opportunity, jump on it.

You may have passed the window of best opportunity -- not a good thing -- but it doesn't appear you've killed the attraction with too much hesitation yet.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what should i do, bonhomme?

i'm leaving on wednesday until sunday, which means there are no date opportunities and no party hook up opportunities.

should i even tell her im going away?
 
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