"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What is a fun way to tell this girl that when I first saw her I got an erection?

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Specifically when she turned around and I first saw her butt? I got an erection instantly. She likes me a lot and I want to tell her this but I want to make it funny. Any ideas?
 

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I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

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Specifically when she turned around and I first saw her butt? I got an erection instantly. She likes me a lot and I want to tell her this but I want to make it funny. Any ideas?
Invite her over to hang out. Don't say nothing. She doesn't like you enough unless your fvcking her.
 

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Specifically when she turned around and I first saw her butt? I got an erection instantly. She likes me a lot and I want to tell her this but I want to make it funny. Any ideas?
You don’t. That’s just cringey/autistic/creepy and most likely a one-way ticket to getting #metoo’d

I hope to god that you’re trolling. Or have men these days fallen so far that they think this is acceptable?
 

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Not sure if you can incorporate this into your game, but maybe you can improvise.
I once had this new girl sitting on my lap. I pushed her hips up slightly and said "excuse me, but I have to straighten my belt buckle."
She found it flattering and humorous.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It's not so bad, if you twist it enough you can get away with saying anything.
For example, tell her something about the way her arse seems naturally predisposed for tearing it apart and that your body confirmed this by giving you an erection.
I assume you are already fvcking her, otherwise don't say anything.
 

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If you was a rapper or actor you probably could get away with it.
 

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First rule of game: Show, don't tell. :rofl:
This.
Just let her see that you got a bulge and no words are needed.
Maybe adjust your belt or reach for something in your pocket to draw her sightline down there. LOL
 

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I think it could be done but you really need to know what you are doing.

But telling her the 1st time you saw her l, she gave you a hard on is not how you do it.


Can be used for dirty talk however.
If for example you going on a date with her and later on started fooling around and undressing you could tell her something like

"When i saw you earlier you gave me an insta hard on and i wanted to **** you right there and now that what im gonna do"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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