"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What if girl sees my new model laced screensaver?

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(This post is not to be taken very seriously, so any responses, funny or not is more than welcome)

Just got a few new pics of models to use as a screensaver for my laptop. I'm seeing a girl tomorrow and she's gunna see them when my laptop comes on. I think she'll be flabbergasted (given her character) anyone else have any ideas on how they think it affects a woman when you have models for yr screensaver on yr laptop?

(here's one of the pics for curiosity's sake, I know I'm putting my taste in women out there so I'm expecting light hearted abuse to follow): http://hiphopwired.com/2012/11/10/b...liated-former-pole-athlete-nya-lee-photos/12/
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Oh god no I'm not being entirely serious, I was hoping someone could share their experiences, I wouldn't be looking for serious advice with this one at all, the more humour the better.
 
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Haha fair enough, yr opinion.

You could at least add yr thoughts on how you think it affects a woman when you have models for wallpapers on yr laptop.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Well it could make her think of you as a sexual guy rather than a friend who isn't afraid of being a man.

Or it could make her think your a bit weird.

I'm afraid I don't know much about the way girls minds work
 
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Cool. I saw her today and she wasn't too happy about it, "Why would you have that as yr screen paper?" She asked to be exact. She seemed more annoyed with it than anything, as if the picture somehow demonstrated that she couldn't reach my standards.

I kept it my screen saver regardless.
 
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