"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What If A Woman Says........

PVSSY-EATER

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Okay, a friend of mine introduced me to his cousin over the telephone, and we had some conversations over the phone. However, this chick (who was white) acted very ghetto and acted as if she was some black chick. (I am black by the way). So I lost a lot of interest in her, seeing that it seems that she was just playing a lot of games, and I didn't feel comfortable even talking with her. (I dunno why I did this...but read on.....)

One day, after me finally picking up on one of her dozens of calls she would give me everyday, we decided to meet up to see what each other looked like.

So I pulled up at her door, (this was at night), and she walked out to the car and as soon as I seen her I said, "Uh, you're ugly!" (but in a light tone, where it would not seem like I was being rude). But she acts all like she is not interested, doesn't even hold a conversation, and runs back into the house.

I told my friend that I thought she was ugly, (even though she wasn't that bad when she was dressed up, maybe a 6). But she made it clear to them that I was ugly. But she still calls me. I don't even pay her attention.

Okay, my question is, should I care if she called me ugly, and should I have just stopped dealing with this girl a long time ago. I tried to ignore her, but she would call my job and everything!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Here's the deal. She's trying to play the same game you are with her, except she's taking it too far.

Sounds like she's got some social retardation. I'd deep six the six.
 

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If you're not into her, then what does it matter if she called you ugly? Like her opinion matters! Tell her to quit callin your job and recommend her to ambush makeover.
 

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I really don't thing you should care what she says about you. The opinion of an ugly girl really doesn't mean that much.
 

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I think u should shoot her in the face.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Laugh at her, and tell her how funny white people are when they speak ebonics....yo yo yo..Know I'm saying?
 
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