"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Guy i need HELP i got this new girl and i tottaly forgot her name.

She is hot and she is comign over tonight and i cant rember her name last time she was here i went through her bag for her drivers licence and she caught me and im like "Oh i was just looking for gum".

She said that at school she use to get teased because her name rhymes with a female body part!!!! HELP me think of the right name its somethign that rhymes with a female body part.

I already ruled out
Celeste
Novari
Regiana

So guys take a shot im sure when i see the name il remember it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Haha wtf, man is thinking up private parts to figure out this girl's name this is some funny SHYT!
 
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Tell her that you're sorry, but you meet that many women that you forgot her name. That's what I'd do, but I'd get away with it, because I'm me and I'm better than everyone else.

Or just don't refer to her by name.

Names...

Fanny?
Nadia (Labia, well it almost rhymes)

This thread is funny.
 
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this kind of sounds like a joke thread, but if you seriously cant remember her name: at some stage during the night, ask her how she spells it. This works all the time.
 
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Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
Is this like the 4th troll thread tonight?

You're gonna get banned if you keep it up. ;)
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I'm fvcking stupid...just read his other threads.

He's still not as great as Dr Pidgeon though!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lol theres all these AFC keyboad jockies here typing some bullsh*t like:

"This girl i hang out with takes me shoping and she says im cool and the other day she touched my shoulder and i think she likes me i always tell her shes beutiful but i dont know what to do."

Im getting tired of all that sh*t so I THOUGHT ii migth aswell add some humour to the forums and GGTW the post about me in the club and what i said to the girl thats real..........

But still keep this post going THINK OF FEMALE NAMES THAT RHYME WITH BODY PARTS.
 
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wait so this is a joke too? :crackup:

i gotta say they've been pretty funny so far, but like someone said, nothing compared to pigeon man.

although i have forgotten a girl's name before, and what i do is i just call her by another name...like say "hey sara," and she'll just correct you, and at the same time she knows that she's not the only girl you hang around with

uh...

how about...
beck (neck)
cher (hair)
meg (leg)

:D...this is messed up
 
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