"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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What Her NAME???

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Guy i need HELP i got this new girl and i tottaly forgot her name.

She is hot and she is comign over tonight and i cant rember her name last time she was here i went through her bag for her drivers licence and she caught me and im like "Oh i was just looking for gum".

She said that at school she use to get teased because her name rhymes with a female body part!!!! HELP me think of the right name its somethign that rhymes with a female body part.

I already ruled out
Celeste
Novari
Regiana

So guys take a shot im sure when i see the name il remember it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Haha wtf, man is thinking up private parts to figure out this girl's name this is some funny SHYT!
 
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Tell her that you're sorry, but you meet that many women that you forgot her name. That's what I'd do, but I'd get away with it, because I'm me and I'm better than everyone else.

Or just don't refer to her by name.

Names...

Fanny?
Nadia (Labia, well it almost rhymes)

This thread is funny.
 
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this kind of sounds like a joke thread, but if you seriously cant remember her name: at some stage during the night, ask her how she spells it. This works all the time.
 
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Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
Is this like the 4th troll thread tonight?

You're gonna get banned if you keep it up. ;)
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I'm fvcking stupid...just read his other threads.

He's still not as great as Dr Pidgeon though!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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lol theres all these AFC keyboad jockies here typing some bullsh*t like:

"This girl i hang out with takes me shoping and she says im cool and the other day she touched my shoulder and i think she likes me i always tell her shes beutiful but i dont know what to do."

Im getting tired of all that sh*t so I THOUGHT ii migth aswell add some humour to the forums and GGTW the post about me in the club and what i said to the girl thats real..........

But still keep this post going THINK OF FEMALE NAMES THAT RHYME WITH BODY PARTS.
 
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wait so this is a joke too? :crackup:

i gotta say they've been pretty funny so far, but like someone said, nothing compared to pigeon man.

although i have forgotten a girl's name before, and what i do is i just call her by another name...like say "hey sara," and she'll just correct you, and at the same time she knows that she's not the only girl you hang around with

uh...

how about...
beck (neck)
cher (hair)
meg (leg)

:D...this is messed up
 
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