"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What helps you fall asleep?

Zaraza

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Exactly that, what helps you fall asleep?

Herbal tea? Milk and cookies? Tea and Honey? A shower? A bath?

Im back in school and need to get my sleeping schedule perfected, what are some ways that help you fall asleep.

btw i know some smart ass will suggest tranquilizers :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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MrS

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Jerking off.
 

Crazy Asian

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don't sleep for a whole day.
then the next day, you can fall asleep at ANY time you want.
and from there on, just go with your desired sleeping pattern.
 

int3l

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there is a sleep deficit in what crazy Asian suggested. You'll have to make up for the lost sleep at some future date.
 

yungahdubz

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Tranquilizers
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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kabatura

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I tried the not sleeping for a day thing, sort of on accident. What happened was I fell asleep mid day the next day so I still didnt get to sleep when I should have.

An hour before bed lower the lights a lot. Stay away from caffeine at least eight hours before bed. I think getting on the computer an hour before bed can be a bad idea since you are staring at a bright light. This works for me, when you lay in bed close your eyes and imagine some really wierd stuff. Like elephants running then growing wings and flying then dropping bombs but when the boms hit they grow flowers and on and on.
 

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MrS said:
Jerking off.
ROTFLMAO!

Ambien worked good for me, but made me feel groggy after waking, but the shyt works for sure. Even makes you hallucinate if start to fight it.
 

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Get up early and live for a whole day. Don't just sit around watching TV all day. Get out and do stuff all day long and you won't have any trouble getting to sleep.
 

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Sex, jerking it, marijuana, working out lots, 12 hour shifts, etc...
 

BeyondCharm

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Writing, Meditation, Prayer, Not being angry or resentful about anything or towards anyone.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Sex, Jerking, Weed, Tea and reading engineering books.

And you can't make up for lost sleep as mentioned above.

Edit - If you can't sleep, do something productive during your waking hours. You'd be surprised how much work you can get done in the AM.
 
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kabatura

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I think speed dawg has the best suggestion. Wake up and work out then do school and afterwords work or do whatever to keep going. That works really well for resetting things.
 

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For a cheap fix, gravol (generic brands are cheap at about 100pills for $5 CAN).

I take 2 50mg pills to fall asleep @ 6'05 175 pounds, 6%bf.
Increase the amount by 25mg for every consequtive day. Just don't get addicted to it.

Takes 1hr with or 45 without food to take full effect.
 
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