"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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'what happened with ur last girlfriend?'

KneghtRyder

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i redirected the convo, bc frankly i never had a gf ..hehe

so i am decided to hold off until a better mind set on my part to discuss previous relationships..

how would you answer this question
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KneghtRyder said:
i redirected the convo, bc frankly i never had a gf ..hehe

so i am decided to hold off until a better mind set on my part to discuss previous relationships..

how would you answer this question
"What happened to my ex Girlfriend?" Eh,... you dont wanna know. Your topic should read "How did you get out of Hell?" That would suit my experience more.
 

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"does it matter? ovbiously I'm not with her (or am I?) so what's the point.. it didn't work out, we are still on good terms"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Well uh...dated 9 months she was a raging ***** that held sex over my head and I was stupid enough to fall for it.

One night we had some tequila, I wore it out...

Woke up at 6am with a killer hang over and the ***** says "Hey go to the store and get me some fiji water (that expensive ****) "

I put on my boots, drove hung over as **** and got her damn water...she said "What they didn't have the large bottles?"

I turned around and never came back.

Was sweet

Then the ***** went to my mom while she was at work and told her a bunch of **** about how much she loved me blah blah

good times
 

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Moofahsa said:
Well uh...dated 9 months she was a raging ***** that held sex over my head and I was stupid enough to fall for it.

One night we had some tequila, I wore it out...

Woke up at 6am with a killer hang over and the ***** says "Hey go to the store and get me some fiji water (that expensive ****) "

I put on my boots, drove hung over as **** and got her damn water...she said "What they didn't have the large bottles?"

I turned around and never came back.

Was sweet

Then the ***** went to my mom while she was at work and told her a bunch of **** about how much she loved me blah blah

good times
Your such an idiot lol J/K. but have to learn sometime ya know? :) Ive been there.
 

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My ex girlfriend once tried to dump me, I ate her liver with with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Hopefully she's a movie buff, or else she might be mortified :crackup:.
 

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KneghtRyder said:
u serious ? r u trying to get me in trouble
For real. Say that she's buried in New Jersey, real men don't have gardens. :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I like my men like I like my cool aid...



sweet


lol, just kiddin
 
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