"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"

The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.

Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.

Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.

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What girls' really dislike.

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I have found through experiment, most girls don't like it when you pretend to act like a sexist. Even if it's jokingly.

I.E.

I was playing cards w/ girls, and I jokingly said "Girls shouldn't win at poker"
She got very pissed off at me. and her friend said that if she hadn't known I was joking she would be mad too.

Just a heads up.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Stay away from overly touchy feminist types. Nothing good can come from them

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Originally posted by dietzcoi
Stay away from overly touchy feminist types. Nothing good can come from them

Dietzcoi
Exactly ! If they can't even laugh wuith stereotypes, next ! I do it all the time, and I haven't met one yet that dislikes it or that started hating me for joking with society :eek: If she starts teasing (in a good mood) I could say **** like 'Hey, back off, shouldn't you be cleaning the kitchen or something ?' :D
 

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Hypocrite

She's probably a hypocrite, or super mega uptight.

I play the "typical sexist role all the time."

One such case I threw a cookout for my friends and my brother's friends. There turned out to be only 1 or 2 girls. And so I turned to her and said...

"All the guys did the cooking, now you call up a few more girls and get to cleaning this kitchen because it won't do it itself like in Disney movies."

She got angry and was like: "What!"

Me: "Ok. But no thanks for my awesome cooking job and providing you with food?"

She: "You're a wicked a sexist."

Me: "Am I? I guess the only way to know such a thing is to date me. And since you're a feminazi, the odds are nil. But thanks."

Most of the guys, including the one she came with was laughing. Needless to say, she left shortly thereafter WITHOUT cleaning and was quite angry at her date, who happened to be my bro's best friend.

A few days later all the guys who knew her stood up for me as she kept talking ****. Turned out she was a feminazie-lookin punk girl that was ****ing on my bro's friend. So much for a feminazi, cheating *****.

Girls like that bother me, because if they were light-hearted enough, they'd dish it back and be like...

"Well, if I cook and clean and bear children, then I want X, Y, and Z, now!"

They could always joke, but some take it to heart. To me, it's a good way to feel a woman out, if you can diffuse it. If you say "Just kidding" odds are you just set the timer and she's ready to burst. Keep playing on it and she'll know you're kidding. Back down and she'll come over the top [just like poker] and take you for all it's worth.


B.E.A.R.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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LOL so true!!!


As I do/have done martial arts
I say "I haven't met a girl that can out wrestle me, though you are welcome to try. ;) "

A bit sexist, and I can back up my talk too.

I say "wrestle" instead of "grapple" because wrestle has more of a sexual connotation.

Additionally I say "It always ends up with me in the dominating position."

And we all know how women like to be dominated. I can get some sly smiles and blushes at that. Then I ask them to feel my big muscles! :D
 

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if she got mad, she's got probs man
 

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im always sexist and it works a treat
 

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I LIKE that Hollowpoint. Rest assured I'll be adding that one to my reportoire.

Also, I love making sexist jokes. I like to tell the stupid one liners to get me in the mood, and then I'm a lot more witty with my responses :D

Some classic corny ones:

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares? why is she out of the kitchen?

Why do women need wrist-watches?
They don't. The time is on the stove.

What do you do when your dishwasher and washing machine stop working at the same time?
Tell her to get back to her damn work.

and so on.

Rhino
 
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