"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What exactly is an orthodontist?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Cheiradawg
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Alpine
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Hope you've been saving, those veneers ain't cheap
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
diablo
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You must not have followed Cheir's advice, otherwise you'd know the answer to this already. I mean, all you had to do was type in "orthodontist".
By the way, Anything Else...
GlutusMaximus86
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Seriously though an orthodontist is someone who basically moves your teeth to their correct position using braces, invisalign etc. They also use retainers (which you can generally take out of your mouth at any time) to keep your teeth straight once they have straightned them.
Alpine
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Luckily I think Dentists are catching on and jumping on the aesthetic band wagon.
Unfortunately general free care that we invented with the NHS is now only a pipe dream for many people in this country.