"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What exactly do you guys consider HBs?

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I'm sure we all have different tastes, but I want to see what the consensus is around here. I'll post random pics, some from people I know, other from wherever.

http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=file00901fk.jpg

HB 6-7 in my book, only because I know her in real life and she's not as hot.

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8AMBZK

6 at most. Something about her smile turns me off.

http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=argerich7fh.jpg

A famous pianist, to check your refined taste in women, lol.

This is it for now, I guess. Just to calibrate myself.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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1st: In the pic she looks as a 6,5 to me, but she could even be an 8 (but I have a thing for blondies).

2nd: She doesn't look really cute to me, I'd give her a 5, I don't like her smile either.

3rd: Too old and not my type at all - 4,5.
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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bad photo but somewhere between 5-8; cant really tell from hte photo lol
 
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the first and second are HB6s, the last one looks like a man
 
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First one is a 4. Second one would be hot were it not for those weird eyebrows. Last one does not look like a woman.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by AC/DC
You want HOT BABES? View my photo gallery!

This is me ready to do some damage!

This is me with a HB9 and her tities look small but they're REALLY BIG!

This is me with an HB7

This is the last girl I had sex with

Another girl I had sex with. She's a model.

I dont associate with ugly people. This is my prom date. I didn't even like her.

WHO IS THE MASTER?!
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Dude no way is that first girl a hb9. HB9s are spose to be like the hottest of the hot and she is nowhere near it.
 
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Originally posted by AC/DC
You want HOT BABES? View my photo gallery!

This is me ready to do some damage!

This is me with a HB9 and her tities look small but they're REALLY BIG!

This is me with an HB7

This is the last girl I had sex with

Another girl I had sex with. She's a model.

I dont associate with ugly people. This is my prom date. I didn't even like her.

WHO IS THE MASTER?!
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1. You are an HB9;)
2. To me she's not an HB9 at all. I'd rate her 5 or so.
3. HB7
4. Now, we're talking about Hot Babes, she's a 8.5
5. She looks bad in the pic, but she could easily be a HB8
6. She's better than the first one, but nothing more than 5.5


Adone
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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That girl HB9 is an 8... it's a bad picture! She's ****in gorgeous and every guy wants her. I'll get more pics of her when I feel like it.

I'm serious.
 
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Ah, I'm starting to see the light. Yes, AC/DC, you are the master, but how exactly did you get around to banging all those b*tches? =)

Whoever called Martha Argerich a man must be shot. Better pic below

http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=32522041wt.jpg

She's old NOW, but back when she was in her twenties (around 40 years ago, lol), she was so beautiful, jeez. And a piano master too.

Anyway, my first pic is the asian girl with the prettiest face, imo (not that there's much contest, we have all nerds), so for her to have an average rating of 5.5 means my school is a 3 on average, lol. No, really, there's like one hot girl in my school, it's terrible.
 
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Originally posted by Flabbergasped?

Whoever called Martha Argerich a man must be shot. Better pic below
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shes hot in the new pic, but shes nothing special, so shoot me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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