Just curious to what girls may think your character is like based on your car. For example I drive an Acura CL 3.0 all black with black tint. But it sort of throws them for a loop when they find out I'm a gronola.
What Does Your Car Say About You?
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Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
Dented, rusty, but has lots of balls!
Depending on my mood, I drive either a KLR 650, a CBR 1100XX or a Bonneville Chopper.
Oh, we are talking about CARS...? Here's a bit of wisdom ripped off http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/7518/67957
Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of Japanese sport sedans
AMG Hummer: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
BMW 740il: I just cashed in my IPO stock options
Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Catera: I learned nothing from the Cimarron
Cadillac Eldorado: I am a pimp
Cadillac Deville: I am a very good Mary Kay Salesperson
Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall
Chevrolet Cavalier sedan: I teach first grade and voted for Bush
Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette.
Chevrolet Corvair: I will beat you up if you ask me whether I voted for Ralph Nader
Chevrolet Corvette: I am having a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chevrolet Prism: I have always wanted to drive the Toyota Corolla of American compact sedans
Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall
Chrysler P.T. Cruiser: I know, I know. I think it should have been a Plymouth, too.
Citroen 2CV: I think your car looks funny, too
Daewoo Nubira: I would not be caught dead in a Hyundai Elantra
Dodge Diplomat: I used to enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Dodge Durango: I will not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer
Dodge Neon: I cannot stand the Macarena
Dodge Power Wagon: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Ford Excursion: I love the spotted owl. Tastes just like bald eagle
Ford Expedition: I have always wanted to own the Range Rover of American SUVs
Ford Explorer: I will not be caught dead in a minivan
Ford Mustang Cobra: I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Ranchero: I am leading a Militia to overthrow the government
Honda Civic: I just graduated and have no credit at all
Honda Accord: I lack originality and am basically a lemming
Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years in order to get this car
Hyundai Tiburon: I miss the tasteful, conservative and understated styling of the 1974 AMC Matador coupe
Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the Asian economic crisis
Lexus LS400: I am the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45
Lexus SC430: Je ne comprends pas ces annonces de télévision, l'une ou l'autre
Lincoln Navigator: I don't bother comparing gas prices
Lincoln Town Car: I have always wanted to own a Lincoln even uglier than the 1958 model line-up
Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
Mercury Grand Marquis: I live for bridge and covered supper dishes
Mercury Sable Station Wagon: I am afraid of my wife
Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 600SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
MGB: I am dating a mechanic
Nissan Altima: I don't know what it means, either
Nissan Maxima: I am still in the closet
Nissan Sentra: I am an accountant and I voted for George W. Bush
Nissan Tsuru: Soy contable y voté por Vicente Fox.
Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser: I get carsick driving minivans
Oldsmobile Delta 88 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Breeze: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a Mercedes Benz product that is no longer being made.
Plymouth Neon: I enjoy the Macarena
Pontiac Aztec: I am getting paid to drive this thing
Pontiac Firebird: I still watch Rockford Files reruns
Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 928: I am dating big-haired women who would otherwise be inaccessable to me
Range Rover: I have always wanted to own the Ford Expedition of British SUVs
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Maggie Thatcher is a touch too Whig for me
Rover 3500: I am married to a mechanic
SAAB 900: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys
Saturn LS200: I am in the Federal Witness Protection program
Saturn SL1: I hope someday to make it to a gathering in Spring Hill
Saturn SL2: I made it to a gathering in Spring Hill
Suzuki Grand Vitara I do not want to know what it means
Toyota Camry: I have always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Japanese family sedans
Toyota Corolla: I have always wanted to own the Chevrolet Prism of Japanese compact sedans
Toyota Echo: I have always wanted to own a Japanese compact car even uglier than the Datsun 710
Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagen Cabriolet: I am out of the closet
Volkswagen Jetta: I enjoy putting out engine fires
Volkswagen Microbus: I am tripping right now
Volkswagen New Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volvo 740 Wagon: I am afraid of my wife
Oh, we are talking about CARS...? Here's a bit of wisdom ripped off http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/7518/67957
Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of Japanese sport sedans
AMG Hummer: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
BMW 740il: I just cashed in my IPO stock options
Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Catera: I learned nothing from the Cimarron
Cadillac Eldorado: I am a pimp
Cadillac Deville: I am a very good Mary Kay Salesperson
Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall
Chevrolet Cavalier sedan: I teach first grade and voted for Bush
Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette.
Chevrolet Corvair: I will beat you up if you ask me whether I voted for Ralph Nader
Chevrolet Corvette: I am having a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chevrolet Prism: I have always wanted to drive the Toyota Corolla of American compact sedans
Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall
Chrysler P.T. Cruiser: I know, I know. I think it should have been a Plymouth, too.
Citroen 2CV: I think your car looks funny, too
Daewoo Nubira: I would not be caught dead in a Hyundai Elantra
Dodge Diplomat: I used to enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Dodge Durango: I will not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer
Dodge Neon: I cannot stand the Macarena
Dodge Power Wagon: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Ford Excursion: I love the spotted owl. Tastes just like bald eagle
Ford Expedition: I have always wanted to own the Range Rover of American SUVs
Ford Explorer: I will not be caught dead in a minivan
Ford Mustang Cobra: I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Ranchero: I am leading a Militia to overthrow the government
Honda Civic: I just graduated and have no credit at all
Honda Accord: I lack originality and am basically a lemming
Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years in order to get this car
Hyundai Tiburon: I miss the tasteful, conservative and understated styling of the 1974 AMC Matador coupe
Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the Asian economic crisis
Lexus LS400: I am the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45
Lexus SC430: Je ne comprends pas ces annonces de télévision, l'une ou l'autre
Lincoln Navigator: I don't bother comparing gas prices
Lincoln Town Car: I have always wanted to own a Lincoln even uglier than the 1958 model line-up
Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
Mercury Grand Marquis: I live for bridge and covered supper dishes
Mercury Sable Station Wagon: I am afraid of my wife
Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 600SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
MGB: I am dating a mechanic
Nissan Altima: I don't know what it means, either
Nissan Maxima: I am still in the closet
Nissan Sentra: I am an accountant and I voted for George W. Bush
Nissan Tsuru: Soy contable y voté por Vicente Fox.
Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser: I get carsick driving minivans
Oldsmobile Delta 88 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Breeze: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a Mercedes Benz product that is no longer being made.
Plymouth Neon: I enjoy the Macarena
Pontiac Aztec: I am getting paid to drive this thing
Pontiac Firebird: I still watch Rockford Files reruns
Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 928: I am dating big-haired women who would otherwise be inaccessable to me
Range Rover: I have always wanted to own the Ford Expedition of British SUVs
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Maggie Thatcher is a touch too Whig for me
Rover 3500: I am married to a mechanic
SAAB 900: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys
Saturn LS200: I am in the Federal Witness Protection program
Saturn SL1: I hope someday to make it to a gathering in Spring Hill
Saturn SL2: I made it to a gathering in Spring Hill
Suzuki Grand Vitara I do not want to know what it means
Toyota Camry: I have always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Japanese family sedans
Toyota Corolla: I have always wanted to own the Chevrolet Prism of Japanese compact sedans
Toyota Echo: I have always wanted to own a Japanese compact car even uglier than the Datsun 710
Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagen Cabriolet: I am out of the closet
Volkswagen Jetta: I enjoy putting out engine fires
Volkswagen Microbus: I am tripping right now
Volkswagen New Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volvo 740 Wagon: I am afraid of my wife
InLawsHateMe
Master Don Juan
I've owned a Olds and I've got a Camry now, big difference.
As far as what my car says about me.....
Most wanted... someone's always trying to get some. You can ride me till I drop, so pack a lunch, it's a long, enjoyable ride.
As far as what my car says about me.....
Most wanted... someone's always trying to get some. You can ride me till I drop, so pack a lunch, it's a long, enjoyable ride.
DreamyChick
Master Don Juan
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Sad to say that is mostly true!!! But I love it. LOL
the_gunslinger
Don Juan
What does my car say about me?
not a lot, it cant talk
Oh, god im funny!!!!!
not a lot, it cant talk
Oh, god im funny!!!!!
Starman
Master Don Juan
I drive a Jeep.
I mostly like it because Its rugged , top can come off making the ride fun, it has 4 wheel drive to get me out of mud and snow, and its jacked up high..allowng you to take sneak peaks at women in car with no bra's..
I mostly like it because Its rugged , top can come off making the ride fun, it has 4 wheel drive to get me out of mud and snow, and its jacked up high..allowng you to take sneak peaks at women in car with no bra's..
Donny Brasco
Don Juan
I drive a BMW 325, and really, the best comment I got from a chick is:
"Nice Car", like thanks miss obvious
and
"My little brother really likes your car", well at least one person in your family has taste.
I think maybe cars are a guy thing and as long as its nice, clean and shiny you could drive a Mercedies Benz or a Mustang or a Civic and most chicks won't know the difference.
"Nice Car", like thanks miss obvious
and
"My little brother really likes your car", well at least one person in your family has taste.
I think maybe cars are a guy thing and as long as its nice, clean and shiny you could drive a Mercedies Benz or a Mustang or a Civic and most chicks won't know the difference.
REDblueOI
Senior Don Juan
I'll b drivin a buic regal [94, no rust, teal] as soon as I get my liscence... I'll say it again, I love being 16. Lol, it might be an oldmans car, but it runs like a mans car should.
digitalrat
Senior Don Juan
93' Toyota Supra Turbo
Black on Black with all the little toys
Black on Black with all the little toys
Cool. I just bought a first generation 2.2 CL about a month ago. It's all black right now but I'll be painting it (probably a shade of orange). I also plan on adding new rims very soon. I love it so far, but not even the pimpest ride on the planet is going to help chicks overlook my ugly mug.
I would also like to know what the hell a 'gronola' is.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
Mine says I don't like to spend a lot of money on cars.
Adr3nalin
Don Juan
drive mom's Civic '96
saving for a jeep or a dakota sport
starman, u ever get probs w/ u'r jeep? i hear they are trouble.
saving for a jeep or a dakota sport
starman, u ever get probs w/ u'r jeep? i hear they are trouble.
pbguru
Don Juan
hmm...its not on that list, but ive got a blue '02 WRX...who's got boost? i do i do!
FlyGuy
Master Don Juan
Honda Accord - I got it for the reliability and fuel efficiency. But I guess I'm a lemming
If I get another new car after this one, it'll be a WRX for sure. Wicked cars, fun to drive...
If I get another new car after this one, it'll be a WRX for sure. Wicked cars, fun to drive...
