What Does Your Car Say About You?

[Disco]

Just curious to what girls may think your character is like based on your car. For example I drive an Acura CL 3.0 all black with black tint. But it sort of throws them for a loop when they find out I'm a gronola.

 

[Bungo Pony]

Dented, rusty, but has lots of balls!

 

[Ronin I]

what's a gronola?

I drive a black lexus es 300 (brown tint) beige leather - gold package - says I got my sh!t together

 

[Eternal]

Um...I got a blue Dodge Dakota truck, no tint, and bench seats that are standard...oh, and I have my football stickers off my helmet from the past two years in there.

 

[OleRyder]

Depending on my mood, I drive either a KLR 650, a CBR 1100XX or a Bonneville Chopper.

Oh, we are talking about CARS...? Here's a bit of wisdom ripped off http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/7518/67957


Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of Japanese sport sedans
AMG Hummer: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
BMW 740il: I just cashed in my IPO stock options
Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Catera: I learned nothing from the Cimarron
Cadillac Eldorado: I am a pimp
Cadillac Deville: I am a very good Mary Kay Salesperson
Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall
Chevrolet Cavalier sedan: I teach first grade and voted for Bush
Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette.
Chevrolet Corvair: I will beat you up if you ask me whether I voted for Ralph Nader
Chevrolet Corvette: I am having a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chevrolet Prism: I have always wanted to drive the Toyota Corolla of American compact sedans
Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall
Chrysler P.T. Cruiser: I know, I know. I think it should have been a Plymouth, too.
Citroen 2CV: I think your car looks funny, too
Daewoo Nubira: I would not be caught dead in a Hyundai Elantra
Dodge Diplomat: I used to enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Dodge Durango: I will not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer
Dodge Neon: I cannot stand the Macarena
Dodge Power Wagon: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Ford Excursion: I love the spotted owl. Tastes just like bald eagle
Ford Expedition: I have always wanted to own the Range Rover of American SUVs
Ford Explorer: I will not be caught dead in a minivan
Ford Mustang Cobra: I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Ranchero: I am leading a Militia to overthrow the government
Honda Civic: I just graduated and have no credit at all
Honda Accord: I lack originality and am basically a lemming
Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years in order to get this car
Hyundai Tiburon: I miss the tasteful, conservative and understated styling of the 1974 AMC Matador coupe
Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the Asian economic crisis
Lexus LS400: I am the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45
Lexus SC430: Je ne comprends pas ces annonces de télévision, l'une ou l'autre
Lincoln Navigator: I don't bother comparing gas prices
Lincoln Town Car: I have always wanted to own a Lincoln even uglier than the 1958 model line-up
Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
Mercury Grand Marquis: I live for bridge and covered supper dishes
Mercury Sable Station Wagon: I am afraid of my wife
Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 600SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
MGB: I am dating a mechanic
Nissan Altima: I don't know what it means, either
Nissan Maxima: I am still in the closet
Nissan Sentra: I am an accountant and I voted for George W. Bush
Nissan Tsuru: Soy contable y voté por Vicente Fox.
Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser: I get carsick driving minivans
Oldsmobile Delta 88 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Breeze: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a Mercedes Benz product that is no longer being made.
Plymouth Neon: I enjoy the Macarena
Pontiac Aztec: I am getting paid to drive this thing
Pontiac Firebird: I still watch Rockford Files reruns
Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 928: I am dating big-haired women who would otherwise be inaccessable to me
Range Rover: I have always wanted to own the Ford Expedition of British SUVs
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Maggie Thatcher is a touch too Whig for me
Rover 3500: I am married to a mechanic
SAAB 900: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys
Saturn LS200: I am in the Federal Witness Protection program
Saturn SL1: I hope someday to make it to a gathering in Spring Hill
Saturn SL2: I made it to a gathering in Spring Hill
Suzuki Grand Vitara I do not want to know what it means
Toyota Camry: I have always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Japanese family sedans
Toyota Corolla: I have always wanted to own the Chevrolet Prism of Japanese compact sedans
Toyota Echo: I have always wanted to own a Japanese compact car even uglier than the Datsun 710
Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagen Cabriolet: I am out of the closet
Volkswagen Jetta: I enjoy putting out engine fires
Volkswagen Microbus: I am tripping right now
Volkswagen New Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volvo 740 Wagon: I am afraid of my wife

 

[InLawsHateMe]

I've owned a Olds and I've got a Camry now, big difference.

As far as what my car says about me.....

Most wanted... someone's always trying to get some. You can ride me till I drop, so pack a lunch, it's a long, enjoyable ride.

 

[DreamyChick]

Originally posted by OleRyder
Depending on my mood, I drive either a KLR 650, a CBR 1100XX or a Bonneville Chopper.

Oh, we are talking about CARS...? Here's a bit of wisdom ripped off http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/7518/67957


Honda Civic: I just graduated and have no credit at all

Sad to say that is mostly true!!! But I love it. LOL

 

[the_gunslinger]

What does my car say about me?

not a lot, it cant talk

Oh, god im funny!!!!!

 

[Industry]

2001 Black Lifted F-150 Supercab. Always Washed and Clean!

Must say something like I like to stand out, i take care of myself and i'm one bada$$ mothafvcka!!!

 

[Starman]

I drive a Jeep.

I mostly like it because Its rugged , top can come off making the ride fun, it has 4 wheel drive to get me out of mud and snow, and its jacked up high..allowng you to take sneak peaks at women in car with no bra's..

 

[Donny Brasco]

I drive a BMW 325, and really, the best comment I got from a chick is:

"Nice Car", like thanks miss obvious

and

"My little brother really likes your car", well at least one person in your family has taste.

I think maybe cars are a guy thing and as long as its nice, clean and shiny you could drive a Mercedies Benz or a Mustang or a Civic and most chicks won't know the difference.

 

[REDblueOI]

I'll b drivin a buic regal [94, no rust, teal] as soon as I get my liscence... I'll say it again, I love being 16. Lol, it might be an oldmans car, but it runs like a mans car should.

 

[digitalrat]

93' Toyota Supra Turbo

Black on Black with all the little toys

 

[drZaius09]

Originally posted by Disco
For example I drive an Acura CL 3.0 all black with black tint.

Cool. I just bought a first generation 2.2 CL about a month ago. It's all black right now but I'll be painting it (probably a shade of orange). I also plan on adding new rims very soon. I love it so far, but not even the pimpest ride on the planet is going to help chicks overlook my ugly mug.

I would also like to know what the hell a 'gronola' is.

 

[Bonhomme]

Mine says I don't like to spend a lot of money on cars.

 

[Disco]

Granola = hiker, camper, backpacker

Not to be confused with a hippy though. Got short hair, dress nice, and of course bathe and work out constantly.

 

[Ronin I]

Originally posted by Disco
Granola = hiker, camper, backpacker

Not to be confused with a hippy though. Got short hair, dress nice, and of course bathe and work out constantly.

OK got it. Glad to hear you bathe.

 

[Adr3nalin]

drive mom's Civic '96

saving for a jeep or a dakota sport

starman, u ever get probs w/ u'r jeep? i hear they are trouble.

 

[pbguru]

hmm...its not on that list, but ive got a blue '02 WRX...who's got boost? i do i do!

 

[FlyGuy]

Honda Accord - I got it for the reliability and fuel efficiency. But I guess I'm a lemming

If I get another new car after this one, it'll be a WRX for sure. Wicked cars, fun to drive...