What do you watch on T.V?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Ace of Flames

Master Don Juan

Aug 25, 2006

Family Guy and Futurama, like others have said. Music videos, which I usually just put on and listen to while I'm online, instead of watching. Also, I like dating shows like Blind Date or the ones on MTV like Next. Its more fun to watch when you can see the dynamics of the interaction after learning here. Usually its just hilarious watching guys screw up, but sometimes you see a real player on there. I dunno, I just find it interesting.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.